Chitanda's Gazette No. 2

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Chitanda's Gazette No. 2

Post by ISML Seitokai » Sat May 24, 2014 3:49 am

On my way to visit the hotel in question, I saw Haqua sitting attentively inside, as if waiting for someone. Something must be up. I'm curious!
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C: And now we're going to talk with the Vice President of Operations. Haqua.. why are you wearing a maid outfit?

H: The other members wanted me to wear this to the interview.

C: Oh, ok. I guess I'll ask them about that one...
   Is the position easy for you to deal with?

H: Yes. Being the area lead for the runaway spirit squad prepared me well for this task.
   Also, having been at the top of my classes in demon school has made it easy for me to pick up what is required of me from this job.

C: Sprit Squad? Demon School? You're from another world?

H: Yes-- well, no-- well... The demon world is separate from this world, but it is still the same realm.
   (*launches into an explanation of the system between Hell, Heaven, and Earth for the n'th time)
   ...And this pin lets us know when there's a spirit nearby to capture.
   *places a hand on the skull-pin that members of the squad wear with a slightly downcast expression*

C: *completely enthralled by the explanation*
   Ooh. So th--
   *Chitanda is interrupted by a phone ringtone*

Phone: "Come Sunday morning, she'll be, singing with the choir. Drivin' me crazy with that, 'Kiss Me Smile'"

H: Ah!
   *Haqua blushes slightly as she pulls out her phone*
   What -- Of all the times for Keima-kun to call me... Katsuragi?

Keima: *heard over phone* Haqua, I need you.

H: *blush turns furious*
   What?
   *turns away so Chitanda and the recorder can't catch Keima's part of the conversation.*
   Now? What about Elsie? ...Fine.
   I'm sorry, but must cut the interview short; I'm needed for my other job.
   *She picks up her scythe and jumps out the window*

C: How does she do that? I wonder if she realizes she's still wearing the maid outfit. Oh well.
   *She picks up the recorder*
   I should be able to make a good report out of this. Who to go for next?
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Re: Chitanda's Gazette No. 2

Post by kanohistorm » Sat May 24, 2014 4:10 am

haqua and this girl named Elsie forever <3
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Re: Chitanda's Gazette No. 2

Post by BugH » Sat May 24, 2014 7:17 am

wut....
keima ??
wut
haqua was blushing ?

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Re: Chitanda's Gazette No. 2

Post by smartboyhw » Sat May 24, 2014 8:03 am

I hope that the Gazette will soon announce the results of Eru's investigation to allow the FFF Inquisition to deliver death sentence to Crisu.
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Re: Chitanda's Gazette No. 2

Post by Kordosa » Sat May 24, 2014 9:37 am

Phone: "Come Sunday morning, she'll be, singing with the choir. Drivin' me crazy with that, 'Kiss Me Smile'"
Should I feel dumb for not recognizing whatever song the ringtone is?
C: How does she do that? I wonder if she realizes she's still wearing the maid outfit. Oh well.
   *She picks up the recorder*
   I should be able to make a good report out of this. Who to go for next?
Eru seems strangely prepared for impromptu interviews. And she's planning another one... What about the hotel investigation?
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Re: Chitanda's Gazette No. 2

Post by maglor » Sat May 24, 2014 2:00 pm

Yukino and Haqua in maid clothing. Does this mean someone has a maid fetish?
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Re: Chitanda's Gazette No. 2

Post by tehyc » Sat May 24, 2014 4:05 pm

maglor wrote:Yukino and Haqua in maid clothing. Does this mean someone has a maid fetish?
That someone probably is the "captcha programmer". Ehm......
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Re: Chitanda's Gazette No. 2

Post by Vanilla » Sat May 24, 2014 4:27 pm

maglor wrote:Yukino and Haqua in maid clothing. Does this mean someone has a maid fetish?
let's be honest... who doesn't?
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Re: Chitanda's Gazette No. 2

Post by Bastion » Sat May 24, 2014 6:10 pm

maglor wrote:Yukino and Haqua in maid clothing. Does this mean someone has a maid fetish?
I only did the maid outfit because every CD then had Haqua in some kind of cosplay, the maid was the one that came to mind first.. blame Hayate :lol:
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Phone: "Come Sunday morning, she'll be, singing with the choir. Drivin' me crazy with that, 'Kiss Me Smile'"
Should I feel dumb for not recognizing whatever song the ringtone is?
I don't know, I just had the song playing in my head while I was writing. The song is 'Angel Eyes' and one of the lines of the chorus is 'Little bit of devil in her angel eyes." so I thought it was perfect for Haqua and Elsea, and that line was great for getting a blush out of the tsundere if it was the ringtone for her crush.
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