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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by ilkaid » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:21 pm

A: Feed the world (and let them know its christmas time)

Q: Why is watching anime while drunk so much fun?
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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by HeartClover » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:36 pm

A: cuz reading manga while drunk involves using your brain

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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by Dusk252 » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:38 pm

A: Because they have a bad taste in music.

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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by Éclair » Thu May 05, 2011 9:58 pm

A: Because there's so much to do with it!

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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by Dusk252 » Fri May 06, 2011 7:38 am

A: They aren't. Really, it's not that I don't like them. ...I'm just saying. Don't misunderstand!

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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by HeartClover » Sun May 08, 2011 12:17 am

nonexistant. you asked the wrong person, i'm an atheist.

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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by Eclairs » Sun May 08, 2011 3:32 am

A : Its a bird, its a plane, its ... superman ?
Q : Why is 6 so afraid of 7 ?

< edit 1 - lol at the answer for my Q :P >
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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by shiraoky » Sun May 08, 2011 3:36 am

A: Ahem. I don't want to take up a whole page, so I suggest you go to this website for the full explanation::
http://www.authorsbookshop.com/phpBB2/v ... c.php?t=69" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by HeartClover » Sun May 08, 2011 5:55 am

an ice berg and a piece of ham were madly in love and their baby's name was spelled wrong on the birth certificate.

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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by shiraoky » Mon May 09, 2011 3:59 am

A: W-Wha? I was so sure that I made sure no one had seen me!

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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by DarknessHid » Mon May 09, 2011 7:18 am

A: Me. I'm your worst nightmare.

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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by Dusk252 » Mon May 09, 2011 7:41 am

A: You should be asking yourself! Weren't you the one who hacked the site to vote 4000 times? xD

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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by shiraoky » Tue May 10, 2011 1:34 am

A: Because the clock you're looking at is broken :P

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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by HeartClover » Tue May 10, 2011 4:54 am

strawberries?

who ate my poisoned lard?
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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by Dusk252 » Tue May 10, 2011 7:55 am

A: Was that.... poisoned lard? *chokes* ..... *runs to the bathroom to throw up*

Q: ..... *sorry, I'm ok now*.... Why was the poisoned lard disguised as an apple? (as if that was even possible)
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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by Eclairs » Tue May 10, 2011 3:23 pm

A : Because the poisoned lard was not disguised as a box of chocolate.
Q : whats in the mind of the culprit who put the said poisoned lard here ?
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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by HeartClover » Wed May 11, 2011 12:35 am

A: * stuffs duffel bag in closet* YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!

Q: moving on from the lard, we approach a serious offence:
recently, my beloved hallowe'en costume was stolen. it's very important to me, but i don't know what someone else would do with it. does anyone know what kind of felony could be commited using a chicken suit, spaghetti, a dictionary, and a baseball bat?
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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by shiraoky » Fri May 13, 2011 8:03 am

A: To murder someone, obviously. Choke someone with spaghetti and while they're distracted hit them in the head with a dictionary, making them unconscious, where you can proceed to beat the person to death with the baseball bat. Then, you put on the chicken suit and throw the body out, so even though the video cam sees you, they can't tell who you are because you are in the chicken suit, plus you didn't leave fingerprints considering you didn't touch the person with you hands. Proceed to burn all evidence.
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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by Dusk252 » Fri May 13, 2011 8:13 am

A: I guess it's about time you realize you're looking at your own corpse. Just follow the light now, don't worry about anything else.

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Re: Ask silly questions, get stupid answers

Post by loudmouth » Fri May 13, 2011 6:30 pm

A: I ask myself the same thing every time I visit this topic... *sigh* ... and then I remember all you have to do is turn your brain off and it works fine XP The brain can be very distracting sometimes.

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