Anime Pickup Lines

kevo · Post by **kevo** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:30 am

Hey babe, why don't we take it nice and slow like Aria the Natural?
Hey babe, wanna see my 16:9?
You know, I'm pretty hardsubbed for you.
How about you and you friend here show me some dual audio?
Are you made by Kyoto Animation? Because I just can't stop watching you.

gogogogo.

Crisu's Cards · Post by **Crisu** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:48 am

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Gun DAM, you are FINE girl!
Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai.
Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead.
If there was a hentai based on you, I’d buy it.
Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.
All the nubile lolis in my harem don’t think that I’m a complete loser.
Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?
Do they make you in hug pillow?
I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.
I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?
I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles.
There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.
If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.
My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you.
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.

Xellos · Post by **Xellos** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:18 pm

I think I just died on the inside a bit.

kevo · Post by **kevo** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:23 pm

Are you a mahou shoujo? Cuz I wanna watch your transformation scene.

maikun · Post by **maikun** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:50 pm

kevo wrote:Are you a mahou shoujo? Cuz I wanna watch your transformation scene.

lol somewhat that line reminded me of Moetan

Your family must sell dangos cos that’s a nice bundle you have there.

chaosprophet's Cards · Post by **chaosprophet** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:19 am

kevo wrote:Are you made by Kyoto Animation? Because I just can't stop watching you.

Crisu wrote:My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.

Loled at these ones!!

After seeing you I fell that I must complete your route.

Cecaniah · Post by **Cecaniah** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:40 am

I would definately slap someone if they walked up to me and said one of these

chaosprophet's Cards · Post by **chaosprophet** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:48 am

Cecaniah wrote:I would definately slap someone if they walked up to me and said one of these

Well they're not supposed to work.

But some of the funnier ones may work if someone has a really good sense of humour and like funny people.. or maybe not.

Eater-of-All's Cards · Post by **Eater-of-All** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:41 am

This thread has just made it into my list of Top 10 Most Orz Threads Ever.

Say, which end of the chocolate cornet do you start with? I usually go for the bottom first, but if you were the cornet, I'd start with the head....

...Okay that was horrible and I have no idea why I'm contributing to The Orz.

FNSNA · Post by **FNSNA** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:25 am

orz

I want to befriend you.

/me runs

chaosprophet's Cards · Post by **chaosprophet** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:30 am

FNSNA wrote:orz

I want to befriend you.

/me runs

That would be better used if you plan to assault someone.

kevo · Post by **kevo** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:19 am

Hey baby, are you softsubbed? Because I want that .ass.

Oh my god that was terrible roflmao

LazyCanuck · Post by **LazyCanuck** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:30 am

kevo wrote:Hey baby, are you softsubbed? Because I want that .ass.

Oh my god that was terrible roflmao

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qtipbrit · Post by **qtipbrit** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:13 am

kevo wrote:Hey baby, are you softsubbed? Because I want that .ass.

Yes, but I'm .ssa'd to admite I don't like your styling.

I think I out-terribled you. >:3

LazyCanuck · Post by **LazyCanuck** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:17 am

qtipbrit wrote:
kevo wrote:Hey baby, are you softsubbed? Because I want that .ass.
Yes, but I'm .ssa'd to admit I don't like your styling..

I think I out-terribled you. >:3

ORZxINFINITUM

ithekro · Post by **ithekro** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:56 am

I'm surprised the simple quote of "Ponytails turn me on" hasn't been used up to this point.

chaosprophet's Cards · Post by **chaosprophet** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:12 am

kevo wrote:Hey baby, are you softsubbed? Because I want that .ass.

Oh my god that was terrible roflmao

Hey you know... that was kinda funny

Val · Post by **Val** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:10 pm

Cecaniah wrote:I would definately slap someone if they walked up to me and said one of these

And then instantanely become a Tsundere~ character in the eyes of the person who said that

Well, some of the lines made me really laugh. Would made me want to try one out of the blue, just to see the reaction ^^
Of course, target has to be someone who will catch the reference.

Corni's Cards · Post by **Corni** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:28 pm

GIGA DRILL BREAKER!!!!

My fav so far... ^^ he he he...

kevo · Post by **kevo** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:25 am

Don't worry babe, I'll take it nice and slow like Eclipse's subs of After Story
Hey, if you're up for it, let's Lagann impact
C cup you say? I believe it.

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