Anime Pickup Lines
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Anime Pickup Lines
Hey babe, why don't we take it nice and slow like Aria the Natural?
Hey babe, wanna see my 16:9?
You know, I'm pretty hardsubbed for you.
How about you and you friend here show me some dual audio?
Are you made by Kyoto Animation? Because I just can't stop watching you.
gogogogo.
Hey babe, wanna see my 16:9?
You know, I'm pretty hardsubbed for you.
How about you and you friend here show me some dual audio?
Are you made by Kyoto Animation? Because I just can't stop watching you.
gogogogo.
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Gun DAM, you are FINE girl!
Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai.
Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead.
If there was a hentai based on you, I’d buy it.
Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.
All the nubile lolis in my harem don’t think that I’m a complete loser.
Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?
Do they make you in hug pillow?
I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.
I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?
I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles.
There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.
If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.
My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you.
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.




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I think I just died on the inside a bit.
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Are you a mahou shoujo? Cuz I wanna watch your transformation scene.
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lol somewhat that line reminded me of Moetankevo wrote:Are you a mahou shoujo? Cuz I wanna watch your transformation scene.

Your family must sell dangos cos that’s a nice bundle you have there.







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kevo wrote:Are you made by Kyoto Animation? Because I just can't stop watching you.
Loled at these ones!!Crisu wrote:My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.
After seeing you I fell that I must complete your route.

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I would definately slap someone if they walked up to me and said one of these
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Cecaniah wrote:I would definately slap someone if they walked up to me and said one of these



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This thread has just made it into my list of Top 10 Most Orz Threads Ever.
Say, which end of the chocolate cornet do you start with? I usually go for the bottom first, but if you were the cornet, I'd start with the head....
...Okay that was horrible and I have no idea why I'm contributing to The Orz.
Say, which end of the chocolate cornet do you start with? I usually go for the bottom first, but if you were the cornet, I'd start with the head....
...Okay that was horrible and I have no idea why I'm contributing to The Orz.

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orz
I want to befriend you.
/me runs
I want to befriend you.
/me runs
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That would be better used if you plan to assault someone.FNSNA wrote:orz
I want to befriend you.
/me runs

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Hey baby, are you softsubbed? Because I want that .ass.
Oh my god that was terrible roflmao
Oh my god that was terrible roflmao
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kevo wrote:Hey baby, are you softsubbed? Because I want that .ass.
Oh my god that was terrible roflmao
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Yes, but I'm .ssa'd to admite I don't like your styling.kevo wrote:Hey baby, are you softsubbed? Because I want that .ass.
I think I out-terribled you. >:3
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qtipbrit wrote:Yes, but I'm .ssa'd to admit I don't like your styling..kevo wrote:Hey baby, are you softsubbed? Because I want that .ass.
I think I out-terribled you. >:3
















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I'm surprised the simple quote of "Ponytails turn me on" hasn't been used up to this point.

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Hey you know... that was kinda funnykevo wrote:Hey baby, are you softsubbed? Because I want that .ass.
Oh my god that was terrible roflmao


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And then instantanely become a Tsundere~ character in the eyes of the person who said thatCecaniah wrote:I would definately slap someone if they walked up to me and said one of these

Well, some of the lines made me really laugh. Would made me want to try one out of the blue, just to see the reaction ^^
Of course, target has to be someone who will catch the reference.

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GIGA DRILL BREAKER!!!!
My fav so far... ^^ he he he...
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Don't worry babe, I'll take it nice and slow like Eclipse's subs of After Story
Hey, if you're up for it, let's Lagann impact
C cup you say? I believe it.
Hey, if you're up for it, let's Lagann impact
C cup you say? I believe it.