What's that? The Pickup Line Thread is BACK? Not After I'm finished with it!
-Hey, just like Pocky I'm 14 centimeters long and delicious.
-Oh my Goddess, won’t you bless me with some of your time?
-I believe it’s time for attack. Let me put my entry plug into your Eva and fill it up with viscous fluids.
-Call me Onii-chama.
-Show me some fanservice, and I’ll buy your action figures.
-You wanna go back to my room and make a doujin?
-Is your name Chii, Cuz I want to flick YOUR powerswitch.
-My moving Castle will make you Howl.
-With your cherry, and my banana, wanna make a fruits baskets?
-Lets get together and merge AT fields.
-Wanna get sucked into my closed space?
-Heard you were a cat girl. Wanna do it like your in heat?
-I’d start Third Impact for you.
-Did you know it’s possible for you to turn into my right hand?
-Your character designer did a really good job on those thighs...
-You know… while you’re eating that melonpan you look almost as cute as Shana.
-...you know that hot girl in that show where there are those guys at that place and they're trying to get this hot girl to fall in love with them?...you look just like one of those guys, but for some reason I find myself very attracted to you...
Nice Boat.
Anime Pickup Lines
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Haha, good job xandox. You've definitely got some great pick-up lines.
Some of those definitely made it to my favorites list xD
- I want to browse /h/ with /u/
- Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
- The Log Pose don’t lie. It’s pointing at your Grand Line.
- The Magi System confirms it; you’re an angel.
Some of those definitely made it to my favorites list xD
- I want to browse /h/ with /u/
- Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
- The Log Pose don’t lie. It’s pointing at your Grand Line.
- The Magi System confirms it; you’re an angel.
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Re: Anime Pickup Lines
This thread has been moved from the Anime sub-forums as it's content is more related with the Games sub-forum.
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Re: Anime Pickup Lines
LMFAOMightySpirit wrote: - I want to browse /h/ with /u/
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Re: Anime Pickup Lines
Surely there are some new pickup lines in 2010.
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HAHAHA that's awesome!chaosprophet wrote:"Wanna be my Gitah? I will handle you with care."
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(to a pretty stranger)
*Acts serious*
"The FBI and CIA are after my penis. I need a place to hide it, quick."
*crickets*
*Acts serious*
"The FBI and CIA are after my penis. I need a place to hide it, quick."
*crickets*
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Re: Anime Pickup Lines
did you used geass on me??? coz i cant stop loving you
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Not anime, but unique http://www.pokestache.com/Pokemon+Craft ... /483?lp=18
Jamie AB is open for business. How would you like your hare-brained scheme?
Confusing statements are fun :p
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Oh man, that's one the cutest things I've seen in a while!~Bastion wrote:Not anime, but unique http://www.pokestache.com/Pokemon+Craft ... /483?lp=18
My kokoro would totally go doki doki~
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What are the chances that somebody who trains a party to 71/59/68/98/72/71 gets the girl?
Cute handwriting though.
Cute handwriting though.
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Midnight-Jasper wrote:What are the chances that somebody who trains a party to 71/59/68/98/72/71 gets the girl?
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Re: Anime Pickup Lines
Is that "I am dedicated, nerdy and charming" or "I'm going to rape you tonight"?
Or both? :O
Anyway these were probably posted before in this thread but made me cringe so much~
You're not 18 yet? No problem, I know the Song of Time.
You must be King Dodongo, because I really want to explode inside your mouth.
I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
Or both? :O
Anyway these were probably posted before in this thread but made me cringe so much~
You're not 18 yet? No problem, I know the Song of Time.
You must be King Dodongo, because I really want to explode inside your mouth.
I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
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Are you a top idol? Cuz you're a mighty fine [email protected]
Are you in love with me? Cuz you're punching me whenever we're Working!!
If you were Monstre Charmant, I'd be your bunny
Somewhere on Heaven's memo pad, our names are written together
Whenever I see you play Mahjong, you always turn me ron!
Your face is always bright and beautiful like a hidamari sketch!
It must be my Fate/ to Stay here toNight with you
If I was your Servant, I'd be Archer cuz I would shoot my love straight into your heart
Will you go to the world God only knows with me?
orz
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Are you a top idol? Cuz you're a mighty fine [email protected]
Are you in love with me? Cuz you're punching me whenever we're Working!!
If you were Monstre Charmant, I'd be your bunny
Somewhere on Heaven's memo pad, our names are written together
Whenever I see you play Mahjong, you always turn me ron!
Your face is always bright and beautiful like a hidamari sketch!
It must be my Fate/ to Stay here toNight with you
If I was your Servant, I'd be Archer cuz I would shoot my love straight into your heart
Will you go to the world God only knows with me?
orz
orz
orz
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Nice onesblaZofgold wrote:Are you a top idol? Cuz you're a might fine [email protected]
Are you in love with me? Cuz you're punching me whenever we're Working!!
If you were Monstre Charmant, I'd be your bunny
Somewhere on Heaven's memo pad, our names our written together
Whenever I see you play Mahjong, you always turn me ron!
Your face is always bright and beautiful like a hidamari sketch!
It must be my Fate/ to Stay here toNight with you
If I was your Servant, I'd be Archer cuz I would shoot my love straight into your heart
Will you go to the world God only knows with me?
Jamie AB is open for business. How would you like your hare-brained scheme?
Confusing statements are fun :p
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Your sense of time tells you how much of your life has been wasted because you didn't take us at our word. ~Cracked.com
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Azu-nyan, Hina-chan, Aoyama-chan and Subaru-nyan-chan
Confusing statements are fun :p
(*'////'*)Medaka Kurokami wrote:People aren't meant to protect the rules, rules are meant to protect people
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Kordosa wrote:I can just imagine all of the Hinagiku facepalming moments. That alone is worth it.
HnG chapter 333 pg 9 wrote:She (Hinagiku) realized an incredibly obvious but oft overlooked point: One had to read the manga before they could give their judgment of it.
ithekro wrote:Remember you aren't allowed to use your powers for evil.
With great power comes great responsibility
Absolute power corrupts absolutely
Tomoya Okazaki wrote:Can I beat you until you're motionless?
MegaTokyo wrote:Some of us are just a little more screwed up than others.
Saber (maglor) wrote:It is not how much, but it is where the king spends that tells what kind of king he is.
Rito wrote:Men don't decide whether they like someone or not based solely on breast size.
The lunatics around you are once again doing something to lower your opinion of human intelligence. ~Face PalmKordosa wrote:Boy, I really need to learn to keep my questions to myself. It only makes things worse.
Your sense of time tells you how much of your life has been wasted because you didn't take us at our word. ~Cracked.com
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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Ohmygod I am dying in laughter LOLOLOLBastion wrote:Nice ones :)blaZofgold wrote:Are you a top idol? Cuz you're a might fine [email protected]
Are you in love with me? Cuz you're punching me whenever we're Working!!
If you were Monstre Charmant, I'd be your bunny
Somewhere on Heaven's memo pad, our names our written together
Whenever I see you play Mahjong, you always turn me ron!
Your face is always bright and beautiful like a hidamari sketch!
It must be my Fate/ to Stay here toNight with you
If I was your Servant, I'd be Archer cuz I would shoot my love straight into your heart
Will you go to the world God only knows with me?
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Re: Anime Pickup Lines
I've never tried this before, so let's see how it goes...
Are you a puzzle? Because I can't stop solving you.
You make my Sword art Online. <--- I wonder why no one had posted this yet. o.o
Are you a titan? Because I want to 3DMG all over you.
Let's DNA digivolve. <--- I swear you'll get punched in the face for this xDD
Jormungand. (For girls, You're my gun.)
Let me be your combat butler.
Let's Puzzle Time. (Or, when we fight, it's Puzzle Time!)
Do you want to see my Level 5?
Let me Imagine Breaker you.
Are you a puzzle? Because I can't stop solving you.
You make my Sword art Online. <--- I wonder why no one had posted this yet. o.o
Are you a titan? Because I want to 3DMG all over you.
Let's DNA digivolve. <--- I swear you'll get punched in the face for this xDD
Jormungand. (For girls, You're my gun.)
Let me be your combat butler.
Let's Puzzle Time. (Or, when we fight, it's Puzzle Time!)
Do you want to see my Level 5?
Let me Imagine Breaker you.
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To forgive, divine."
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New entry (and refusal) (top left panel)
Read the rest of the manga for context.
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