Righteousness of God (CD 1404)

ISML Seitokai's Cards · Post by **ISML Seitokai** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:01 pm

Even when she was beside me, she was like the wind. She was with me, but unreachable, connected to something far away.

Council Directive 1404

Introduced by: Rita Ainsworth
Proposal: Yoshino will be the official Pet of the Seitokai
Consent: Rita Ainsworth, Koizumi Itsuki
Dissent: Akasaka Ryunnosuke
Abstain: Maou Sadao, Hiradaira Chisaki, Nishikino Maki

Comments:

*Rita is sitting at her desk, flipping through an album*

Rita: *yawn* It's another day of doing nothing. I thought this would be more fun, but we took over the Seitokai during a break period.

Itsuki: More snacks, my lady?

Rita: You're a good boy, but I swear you're trying to make me fat-

*Rita stops mid-sentence as her eyes fix on a picture*

Rita: Who is this! She is so small and cuddly. I must have this delicious girl.

Itsuki: I believe her name is Yoshino, a Vice President during the previous Ruby Seitokai.

Rita: Where is she right now! *drooling*

Itsuki: That is beyond my knowledge, dear master. However, there should be someone who has some information on Yoshino-chan in the dungeons...

Rita: Excellent idea, Itsuki. I'm glad you are my slave. To the dungeons!

*At the dungeons...*

Hinagiku: *humming* ♪ karako~i... yatteko~i... lalala ♫

Rita: Hinagiku!

Hinagiku: Wha- I'm not singing, I promise!

Rita: Yoshino, where is she!

Hinagiku: Uh, Yoshino? Why?

Rita: I must have her in my harem!

Hinagiku: Umm... Well after the last disaster, I believe Kurimu found Yoshinon and gave it back to Yoshino. Crisis was averted, and Yoshino went away peacefully with Kurimu. I must admit, the whole thing sounds fishy, but it's no longer a concern of the Seitokai because her term was over...

Rita: Whatever! Itsuki, we're going.

Hinagiku: Oh... leaving already? Bai bai~ ♫ zankoku na ten~shi...

*Back in the Seitokai room*

Rita: Chisaki, Maki, have you found out more about the Yoshino indicent?

Chisaki: According to Kanade's reports, Kotori was suspicious of the entire event. They were going to the hotsprings together, but suddenly the ground exploded, and she thought someone might have attacked them. She strongly believes Kurumi has something to do with it.

Rita: Well? Did Kurumi have something to do with it?

Ryuunosuke: ...Why are you looking at me.

Rita: We need to find out e-x-a-c-t-l-y what happened! Hack the surveillance cameras. Take over the satellites. Whatever!

Ryuunosuke: That's a bold request you're making there. We could get into big trouble with this. I'm talking about international security here- Hey, what are you doing with that?

Rita: *grabs a laptop and spins it around* Do it, honey, or I'll smash your treasured laptop, along with your precious meido-chan.

Ryuunosuke: Fine then! I'll dig something up...

Chisaki: You are rather enjoying this, Maki.

Maki: Of course. They're a lovely couple, don't you think?

Rita: What are you two chatting about? Get back to work!

Maki: Yes, master.

Itsuki: *whispers* maglor says you're supposed to be more tsun than that.

Maki: Oh, well, um... b-baka.

*A bit later...*

Ryuunosuke: I've found something. This camera footage shows a girl with twintails wearing a gothic dress setting up an explosive trap, and about 47 seconds later, she picks up what seems to be a rabbit plushy. It looks like Kurumi, but we can't really be sure with this video quality...

Rita: Great work, just what I expected from my darling genius. As you see here people, Yoshino has been deceived by Kurumi and now she her Kurumi's slave. But that is not right! Yoshino should be my slave. Let us storm into Kurumi's fortress and take Yoshino back by force.

Maki: Somehow I don't understand the logic here...

Itsuki: That sounds like a great plan, but I have one question. Isn't Kurumi supposed to be a very strong spirit who once took over the Seitokai?

Rita: But we also took over the Seitokai...of course, with Sadao's help. I see your point. We will need to convince him to come.

*In the grand throne room of ~~Hinagiku the Great~~ Maou Sadao the Conqueror*

Rita: *dramatically* Oh great emperor, great injustice has occured over our lands. We petition you to use your powers to right this wrong, for our reputation cannot be tarnished.

*Rita bows deeply*

Sadao: Rita? What is this farce. Just stand up and tell me what happened.

Rita: A previous Seitokai member has been misled and captured by the enemy. Ryuu-kun, show him the evidence.

*Meido-chan begins commentating over videos of evidence, in a way only the great Hocchan could*

Sadao: I see. But why is this a kidnapping? I only see the red girl give the blue girl a rabbit and they left together.

Rita: Ah, the rabbit in question is Yoshinon who is considered a valuable hostage and Yoshino had no choice but to comply. Plus, Kurumi and Yoshino's power combined could be destr-

Sadao: That's an outrage! Using a hostage is worse than capture by force. Let us go, friends. We shall dispel the forces of evil!

*At Kurumi's lair, Sadao and the rest of the Seitokai blasts themselves in*

Sadao: Tokisaki Kurumi! We have come to rescue Yoshino from your evil grasps.

Yoshino: Kurumi~ Troublemakers are at it again.

Kurumi: *walking into the room with a sigh* Not again? Won't these foolish humans learn that they can never defeat me.

Sadao: Foolish humans? Your insults cut deep, woman. I am the DEMON LORD!

Itsuki: (former)

Sadao: WHAT WAS THAT?

Rita: Never mind that, just get Yoshino back!

Sadao: Yes, it is time to wield my Demonic Sword again...or wait, I could do this instead.

*Sadao's arms transform into many tentacles, grabbing Kurumi, restraining her and more...*

Kurumi: What is this? I can't use my magic!

Sadao: Oh ho, I have already sealed all of your magical outlets. Next, you won't be able to talk..."

Chisaki: I don't think we're old enough to see this, Maki.

Maki: What are you talking about? Grab some popcorn! ...b-baka

Rita: Yoshino, you will be coming with us!

Yoshino: But why? Stop doing mean things to Kurumi-onee-chan... *cries*

Sadao: You are both coming! My tentacles give you NO CHOICE!

*Later that day, after the Seitokai has shown Yoshino of the video footage*

Yoshino: *sob* I can't believe Kurumi would do something like that...

Yoshinon: I thought something fishy was going on, but Yoshino seemed to happy with Kurumi.

Rita: There, there. We know how sad you are, but you must be ready to join our Seitokai!

Yoshino: Eh?!?

Rita: From here on, Yoshino is now given the official title of... Seitokai Pet!

Ryuunosuke: Then what does that make me...

Chisaki and Hisa: Ganbatte, Ryuunosuke-kun!

Yoshino: ...

*In the dungeons, again*

Hinagiku: So...what are you in for?

Kurumi: Shut up.
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