Methodology of Expression, The Academic Necessity (CD 1405)

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Methodology of Expression, The Academic Necessity (CD 1405)

Post by ISML Seitokai » Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:28 am

Many have stayed in this room for a short time. Not many have, however, the privilege to access it for a longer period. It is a place where thoughts are brainstormed, directives signed, activities are planned, and so much more. People come and go, memories appear and fade, bills consented and dissented. This is not your average room. Welcome to the International Saimoe League Seitokai Common Room.

Council Directive 1405

Proposal: The Seitokai Common Room shall be redecorated (again).
Proposed by: Rita Ainsworth
Consent: Mao Sadao, Rita Ainsworth, Akasaka Ryuunosuke, Hiradaira Chisaki, Nishikino Maki, Koizumi Itsuki
Dissent: None
Abstain: Yoshinon & Yoshino

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*One day, in the Seitokai common room*

Rita: Alas, this room is so dull. :onion118:

Chisaki: Is it that bad?

Rita: Yes. Seriously, there is absolutely no taste. :onion38: Remind me, who decorated this again?

Chisaki: Mashiro-chan.

Rita: Oh... That's why. Mashiro's style is very different from mine. Even though I'm from Ye Olde England doesn't mean I am that traditional. It's time for a revamp then! :onion11:

Itsuki: Yay! We got revamps! :onion106:

Rita: So, you guys wait me here for a bit. I need to go out and fix some stuff before we can actually commence the redecoration work.

*Rita exits the Seitokai common room*

Rita: *takes out her phone and calls somebody* Master, I want a complete revamp of the room, but I've got no money. How to deal with it?

*voice over phone*: Ah, my dear Rita, it is so easy. Follow my instructions... :onion27:

*An hour later*

*Rita thumps open the door of the Seitokai room*

Rita: OK guys, we're moving.

Itsuki: Eh!? To where?

Rita: A temporary office. I've rented one that overlooks the beautiful horizons.

Maki: Huh, it's going to cost a lot. Such offices aren't really that cheap to rent, you know? It's not like I care though. :neko004:

Rita: Don't worry. I shall deal with that. So guys, pack your stuff. The renovation guys will come soon afterwards, you all better get going.

Chisaki: Will it be awesome?

Rita: Yes it is.

Sadao: Time to change the working environment. Let's go, ladies and gentlemen.

*2 hours later, at the foyer of the Seitokai building*

Rita: *waves to a car carrying all the other Seitokai members* See you!

Ryuunosuke: I do not wish to see you again, foreign girl.

Rita: Really, Ryunnosuke? I will buy you the best PC currently available on this planet. :neko034:

Ryuunosuke: *staggered and speechless* ...

Rita: *kisses Ryuunosuke* Goodbye, Ryuunosuke. :onion26:

Ryuunosuke: Foreign girl...................................................... *faints* :neko055:

*The car drives away*

Rita: *takes out her phone and dials a certain number* Hello, is it Sorata? It's Rita here. I'm ready here, so please come, and make sure you bring along Mashiro and her clothes, and also Misaki-senpai.

Sorata: OK, Rita-san.

*10:00 P.M., Seitokai Common Room, 13th January, 2015*

*The Seitokai door opens*

Rita: Welcome everyone.

Sorata: Wow! Quite a cozy room, isn't it?

Mashiro: I remember. Yozora took care of me while Sorata is away...

Sorata: Now that's why you managed to look fine when I came back...

Misaki: Ooh! I sense a heavy romantic yuri love! :neko036:

Rita: Guys, please, let's be serious here... I didn't call you to talk about homosexual affection!

Sorata: So Rita, what do you want?

Rita: I want...

*CLASSIFIED INFORMATION HERE*

Sorata: Are you sure? That does not sound good. :neko038:

*MORE CLASSIFIED INFORMATION DEFINITELY NO INFIGHTING*

Rita: That is decided.

*EXTREMELY CLASSIFIED INFORMATION*

Rita: So that's it guys, please finish the job for me. You'll get a free hotpot after-night meal after this.

Sorata: OK...........

*10:00 A.M., 14th Janurary, 2015*

Sorata: Finally, done. I want to sleep right away... :neko028:

Mashiro: Sorata... My panties... *lies to the floor and sleeps* :neko043:

Rita: Alright guys, thanks for your hard work! A car shall come and escort you right away. You'll need your comfortable beds back at Sakurasou. See you tonight back there for the hotpot!

*Sorata lifts Mashiro and goes out of the door*

Misaki: But I still can work for zillions of hours! :neko022:

Rita: Misaki-senpai, please, go back. Some others will come and do the other parts of the redecoration. You'll get to see this sooner or later, so please.

Misaki: Ow...

Rita: *Pushes Misaki* OK, bye! *Closes the door and takes out her phone to dial another number* Hello? I'm Mrs. Akasaka Rita. You can now send your workers to come and fix this place.

*10th February, 2015, early morning at 5:37 A.M.*

*Rita's phone rang*

Rita: Wow, who's calling at such an early time...

*Rita takes the phone call*

<voice over phone>: Hello Mrs. Akasaka, the room is now ready.

Rita: Oh, thank you sir. *hangs up the phone* Alright, Ikuzo! :onion16:

*6:30 A.M., Seitokai Common Room*

Rita: *opens the door and looks around* EXCELLENT... It's time to tell my partners to come back then. *dials Chisaki's number*

Chisaki: *over the phone* Hello Rita-san? You know it's 6:30 A.M. in the morning?

Rita: Tell the other Seitokai members to come back to the Seitokai room NOW. You don't need to care about the belongings in the temporary office yet. Just tell them to all come back. The refurbishment has completed.

Chisaki: Eh... OK, Rita-san.

Rita: Thanks.

*8:00 A.M., the same day, outside the Seitokai Common Room*

Itsuki: *rushes to the other members already standing outside* Am I late?

Rita: Well, almost. Anyway, excited?

Chisaki: Can't wait to see it.

Rita: What about you, Maki?

Maki: Not so much... baka.

Rita: So, Ladies and Gentlemen, may I unveil our brand-new, magnificently-designed ISML Seitokai Common Room!

*Rita opens the door*

Rita: This is a room where the past meets the present, where the antique meets the modern. The lamp is of gothic style, yet the wall is painted of Nyaboron by my dear friends at Sakurasou. On one side of the wall are the photos and pictures of our past Seitokais and our dear magistrates. The walls are equipped with a Dolby 7.1 Surround Sound system and can play the best music available. *A soft melody of START:DASH!! plays* More windows are installed to give the room a spacious feeling. As for the others...

Ryuunosuke: Foreign girl, I completely did not expect you to really buy me this. That is the latest model with 4TB SSD, 128GB RAM, 4.00 GHz processor... Where did you get all that money?

Rita: Somebody kindly gave it to me. She is quite rich, I believe. :onion40:

Chisaki: Wow! All those desks are made of yellow pine, the chairs ergonomically designed, and the sofas shipped from the finest companies in Italy... That girl must be very generous.

Rita: Hence, let's give thanks to our patron and our magistrate, Katsura Hinagiku! *points to a picture of her flirting with Hayate*

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Itsuki: So, where is Hinagiku-san?

Rita: She's a bit busy at the moment. Now if you would excuse me, I need to go now for some matters that require immediate attention.

*In the Seitokai prison*

Hinagiku: Alas, when shall I be released? Argh!!! :onion38:

Rita: *opens the door to the prison* You won't. And I got a bad news for you: I finally got to re-design the Seitokai room.

Hinagiku: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Rita: And it's got pictures of you flirting with Hayate.

Hinagiku: WHAT!? *face turns red* You.... you..... you........ :onion96: :onion97:

Rita: Oh, and I got a receipt for you. *throws it into Hina's cell* See ya!

Hinagiku: What? Sigh, let me take a look at this...

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A certain interior design company

Sales invoice

Item: Renovation Project  Price: US$999,999,999,999

Total: US$999,999,999,999

Date: 10th February, 2015

Customer: Akasaka Rita c/o International Saimoe League 2015 Transitional Seitokai

Paye: Katsura Hinagiku c/o International Saimoe League Magistrate
Rita: *at the end of the corridor* I've already transferred that from the magistrate's account to their account thanks to Ryuunosuke's excellent programming skills, and hence, the Magistrate is now bankrupt. I've got our Treasurer, Nishikino's Maki approval for that. Oh, and you won't be able to transfer the liability to me since I haven't been married to Ryuunosuke yet. Thank you Hina and have a nice day! *closes the door to the prison*

Hinagiku: RITA AINSWORTH, MAY YOU BE CONDEMNED BY THE SPIRITS OF THE SAGINOMIYA SWORDS!!!!!!!!!! :neko047:
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Post by BugH » Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:47 am

Dat Amount of $$.....

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Re: Methodology of Expression, The Academic Necessity (CD 14

Post by smartboyhw » Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:52 pm

Don't worry guys, even if the magistrate is bankrupt, the Seitokai itself isn't, and still has a reserve of 283616 lollipops.
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Re: Methodology of Expression, The Academic Necessity (CD 14

Post by Bastion » Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:56 pm

smartboyhw wrote:Don't worry guys, even if the magistrate is bankrupt, the Seitokai itself isn't, and still has a reserve of 283616 lollipops.
This magistrate probably has plenty of money, the manga has most of the characters throwing millions of yen at things on a whim, and most of them are pretty wealthy and economically savvy besides.

It would probably take several complete renovations of the entire building to make a significant dent in what Hina-chan has. Even if she never earned another cent.
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Re: Methodology of Expression, The Academic Necessity (CD 14

Post by kanohistorm » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:11 pm

you guys sure like bringing certain character traits to the extreme side of things...
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Post by Fuijiwara » Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:44 pm

And now, the revolution begins
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Post by Chocola » Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:33 am

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Re: Methodology of Expression, The Academic Necessity (CD 14

Post by smartboyhw » Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:41 am

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