sister's noise (CD 1415)

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sister's noise (CD 1415)

Post by ISML Seitokai » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:33 am

Happy April Fools!

Council Directive 1415

Introduced by: "Katsura Hisa-giku"
Proposal: Crisu, Kholdy, maglor, RegalStar, smartboyhw, and chaosprophet will be "disposed of" for nomination results errors. We will borrow Misaka clones to fill in their absence. Also, a person named "minty" shall take over ISML.
Consent: "Shino-gami Tomoyo", "Katsura Hisa-giku", "Sakur-Anzu Kurimu", "Tachi-Benio Kanade", "Minamoto Chitose", "Kousaka Eri-ka"
Dissent: none
Abstain: none

Comments:

Hinagiku: Hey, what do we have here?

Tomoyo: Let's see...what?! :onion117:

Kurimu: What is it? What is it? I can't see!

*Honoka looks over Tomoyo's shoulder*

Honoka: "Yoshino has been captured. If you want her back, please bring the ransom of 150 million yen to the designated site".

Chikaru: That's terrible! We have to do something! :onion30:

Tomoyo: Alright, there's no time to lose. We're heading out.

*The six girls rush out of the Seitokai room. A moment's silence*

???: Alright, that's our cue! Gogogogo! :onion29:

*A shuffling of chairs and tables*

"Hisa-giku": Alright, ISML Seitokai! It's time to get to work! :neko012:

Anzu: So, what are supposed to do anyways?

"Hisa-giku": Well for starters, we...actually, I didn't think this plan would succeed this easily so I honestly didn't plan this far.

Chitose: Who needs a plan? What's important is that you start out with the right fist and hit them with a bang. :neko007:

Shino: Whoa, Chitose, you're into fisting? :onion13:

Eri: How did I get dragged into this...

"Hisa-giku": Now now, remember, the current biased Seitokai doesn't even care for us qualified individuals. This is time for our revenge! :onion40:

Eri: I was just worried about the new place Honoka was working at.

Benio: Hey girls! Look what I found!

*Benio holds up a pile of papers*

Anzu: What does it say?

Benio: Apparently, these are documents on a case that happened recently regarding the nomination results. There was a screw-up of sorts and the numbers were wrong, causing a character to almost be left out of the Preliminary Period and this was like the nth offence of such stupid, silly, foolish, unacceptable, and disgraceful mistakes made by the staff, where n is a 9-digit number.

"Hisa-giku": Oh yeah, that did happen...

Shino: What a shameful act of ineptness. :neko056:

Benio: The issue was resolved, and the Seitokai decided not to issue any harsh punishments in pity of the staff.

Chitose: What? That's weak. If it were up to me, I would just crush them all. :neko022:

Eri: Crush?

"Hisa-giku": Hey, we can work with this! Let's ignore whatever the Seitokai has in mind and issue capital punishment on them all. :onion10:

Eri: What?

Anzu: Why not, sounds fun.

Eri: Come on guys, this is dangerous! We might get caught doing bad things! :onion33:

Shino: Like ************ and *******?

Chitose: Speaking of ************, I have this porn mags board game on me...

Eri: Don't pull that out now!

Benio: Eri has a point. Should we really be punishing the staff after they've worked so hard for the nomination period?

"Hisa-giku": Well, did any of you get nominated?

*The girls look at each other and shake their heads*

Eri: Eh...Ah...

*All turned and stared at Eri*

Eri: Ha...ahaha...

"Hisa-giku": ...You WILL be helping us with this, WON'T you? :onion96: :onion97:

Eri: Hahaha...aha... :onion28:

Anzu: So, what's the plan?

"Hisa-giku": First order of business is discussing the ISML staff's judgement.

Eri: Well, we should start by giving them a light reprima-

Shino: Bondage SM.

Chitose: Capital punishment.

Benio: Both?

"Hisa-giku": Done. Settled.

Eri: Wha-

Anzu: I'll call our school's tank squadron to do the final execution. We can use them as targets for tankery practice. :onion3:

Eri: Wait, you guys can't just dispose of them! Who will take care of ISML afterwards?

"Hisa-giku": Well, we just so happen to have a influential sponsor who is willing to field us some...temporary substitutes. I also managed to somehow find a guy with years of experience running ISML and am totally qualified to be in charge. :onion7:

Benio: Ooh, ooh, my imouto alarm is ringing!

Eri: Hold up, hold up! Hisa, I need to-

"Hisa-giku": It's "Hisa-giku".

Eri: ..."Hisa-giku", come over here. I need to talk to you 1-on-1.

*"Hisa-giku" walks closer to Eri. Eri leans forward towards "Hisa-giku"'s ears*

Eri: *whispering* Hisa, are you sure about this? Please don't do anything you'll regret. I mean, I know that you and Hina are actually-

"Hisa-giku": Don't worry, Eri. I'm not going to do anything that'll get people hurt. I just want to have a little bit of fun and enjoy myself in my own way. This is my little bad-wait. Nothing bad will happen to Honoka. I've got it covered, promise.

*Eri hesitates for a moment, then smiles. Her smile soon turns into an irritated frown.*

Eri: Now that that's settled...CAN SOMEONE UNTIE ME FROM THIS CHAIR ALREADY?!? :onion38:

Shino: Aww man, I just learned how to tie those knots from that bondage book I bought last weekend.

Chitose: Pfft, Eri, you look sooo lame.

Benio: Oh, Eri Eri, I heard you have a little sister? Is she cute? How old is she? What does she look like? What's her favorite food? Dress? Music? Tell me everything you know about her please! Please!

Eri: Somebody, please, help!!! :neko055:

Hinagiku: Yoshino, are you really alright?

Yoshinon: Yoshino is fine! Don't be so worried.

Kanade: What happened? We got a note that you were kidnapped...

Yoshinon: What do you mean? We were just invited to see a special traditional Japanese dance performance by some middle school girls...

Chikaru: What? That's so random.

*Tomoyo opens the door to the Seitokai room and stops*

Tomoyo: Guys, we've got a problem.

Hinagiku: What do you mean?

Misaka 13577: The voice analysis results are: unknown. Strangers are attempting to enter the seitokai room. Requesting authorization from "minty" to proceed.

Honoka: I, uh, what?

Misaka 19090: Authorization clearance not received. Please exit the premises immediately.

*Misaka clones surround the seitokai and kick them out of the building*

Misaka 10039: Misaka was asked to leave this message: "How does it feel to be irrelevant?" :onion80:

*Misaka 10039 turns back into the building and shuts the door*

Chikaru: What was that all abou-

Hinagiku: CURSE YOU, HISA!!! :neko047:

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Re: sister's noise (CD 1415)

Post by smartboyhw » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:34 am

MISAKA 19090 is here, says MISAKA.
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Re: sister's noise (CD 1415)

Post by Chocola » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:36 am

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Re: sister's noise (CD 1415)

Post by Just » Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:58 am

A group of BAKAs 0 0
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Re: sister's noise (CD 1415)

Post by maglor » Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:37 am

Just wrote:A group of BAKAs 0 0
It is Misaka, Baka.
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Re: sister's noise (CD 1415)

Post by avery-kun » Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:05 am

I am okay with this. All of this. We should make this punishment long term.
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Re: sister's noise (CD 1415)

Post by maglor » Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:37 am

avery-kun wrote:I am okay with this. All of this. We should make this punishment long term.
Only if Misaka sees the signature that rotates naughty dojinshi of Onee-sama.
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Re: sister's noise (CD 1415)

Post by BugH » Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:28 am

avery-kun wrote:I am okay with this. All of this. We should make this punishment long term.
Till the end of tournament !
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Re: sister's noise (CD 1415)

Post by kanohistorm » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:17 pm

Hisa(giku) is fun
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Re: sister's noise (CD 1415)

Post by avery-kun » Thu Apr 02, 2015 4:16 pm

Misaka Worst wrote:
avery-kun wrote:I am okay with this. All of this. We should make this punishment long term.
Only if Misaka sees the signature that rotates naughty dojinshi of Onee-sama.
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Re: sister's noise (CD 1415)

Post by tehyc » Fri Apr 03, 2015 12:16 am

Misaka Worst wrote:
avery-kun wrote:I am okay with this. All of this. We should make this punishment long term.
Only if Misaka sees the signature that rotates naughty dojinshi of Onee-sama.
I actually can make this..., long term...... ~.~
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Re: sister's noise (CD 1415)

Post by Zefyris » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:31 pm

So Maglor got Misaka worst? nice pick x). Some staff members have a dead Misaka actually.
Did someone received Misaka 10777 ? That one was funny as hell x) (the one encountered in Russia)
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