Angel Player (CD 1417)

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Angel Player (CD 1417)

Post by ISML Seitokai » Fri May 22, 2015 2:20 am

Council Directive 1417

Introduced by: Sakurano Kurimu
Proposal: The Seitokai members will go on an exotic virtual vacation!
Consent: Sakurano Kurimu, Kousaka Honoka, Yoshino
Dissent: none
Abstain: Tachibana Kanade, Sakagami Tomoyo, Sakurano Kurimu, Minamoto Chikaru

Comments:

Kanade: Bored.

Hinagiku: You are bored?

*Kanade yawns*

Tomoyo: *shakes head* I guess even Kanade can be bored.

Kurimu: Excellent! I have an idea for some fun we can do.

Hinagiku: Fun? Can we afford to have fun?

Kurimu: Sure we can! Preliminaries are over and we need a break.

Tomoyo: So what will we do for fun? Should we hand out flyers for potential new Seitokai candidates? Or, we could plan our next public speech. Oh, we should also get an early start on the exhibition avatars-

Kurimu: That's totally NOT fun! It's the opposite of fun.

Kanade: *points at Tomoyo* Not fun.

Tomoyo: I was just trying to help... As president, I think-

Kurimu: Nope nope nope, let Honoka and I handle all the fun stuff. You can just go...stamp papers with Hina-chan.

Hinagiku: That's not all I do every day you know.

Honoka: Of course not! I know you stalk this Hayate person also.

Hinagiku: W-what? How did- I mean, of course not!

Honoka: I even know you buy gifts to give him but never had the courage to do it. Look forward to the delicious details in my next article.

Hinagiku: There won't be such an article!

Honoka: *runs away, grabbing Kurimu* Let's go ginger, time for some fun.

Kanade: *looks at Hinagiku* ...bored.

*an hour later*

Kurimu: We're back!

Hinagiku: Welcome back...

Kurimu: *ahem* Today, I'm excited to announce that we will be trying out the new VMMO called Sword Axe Online!

Hinagiku: That sounds terrible.

Tomoyo: But what about work?

Kurimu: What about it? Let's go! I have already asked Nagato-san to turn our very room into a virtual reality hub. Is everyone ready?

Hinagiku: Wait, what exactly-

Kurimu: Honoka-chan are you ready?!?

Honoka: I'm lady!

Kurimu: Pet you ready?

Yoshinon: Yoshino is always ready!

Kurimu: Then let's go!

Tomoyo: But-

*Kurimu snaps her fingers, and the world turns into darkness.*

Kurimu: So this is Sword Axe Online. It looks very realistic. Can you feel this?

*Kurimu attempts to punch Hinagiku in the face but couldn't reach and falls over.

Hinagiku: No, but I bet you did.

Kurimu: Owww!

Yoshinon: It's okay to be short.

Kurimu: ...Thanks, Yoshino.

Tomoyo: This is...kinda cool.

Hinagiku: Okay so we're inside a game. Now what?

Honoka: Hm, if I am correct, we should be joining a raiding mission soon.

Kurimu: We could, but don't we require 8 people for a raid?

Honoka: Why yes, but I thought of that ahead of time! I introduce to everyone our raid partners: Konata, Kagami, and Tsukasa!

*grand entrance; use your imagination*

Kagami: So these are the newbies you said we'll be helping, Konata?

Konata: Yep.

Hinagiku: What did you just call me?

Kagami: I called you a newbie. Know your place, newbie. Kagami-senpai demands respect.

Hinagiku: I'll have you know, I'm the president- no wait, I'm not.

Kanade: Nope. *points to Tomoyo* She is.

Kagami: Yes yes, you. Keep your underlings in check please. Now everyone, follow me.

*Kurimu stifles a laughter throughout this entire exchange*

Hinagiku: Something funny?

Kurimu: Nothing, your majesty.

*After a while, the group reaches a huge tower.*

Konata: Here is Ganon's Tower. We will one-shot clear it with you newbies.

Kagami: But first, we need to assign roles. Tsukasa and I will mostly be healing.

Tsukasa: Aye aye, sir!

Kagami: You with the know-it-all attitude, you will piss off everyone easily, so be a tank and keep hate on the boss.

Hinagiku: What did you just say you *bleep bleep bleep*?

Kagami: Oh, such anger. Your provocation skills must be maxed out. We will only need one meat shield then probably. Everyone else can just deal damage. You know, hit things.

Hinagiku: Meat shield?!?

Konata: Is everyone ready? Mascot Yoshino-chan, ready? Charge!

Yoshino: Ch-charge!

*Ganon's Tower - Level 1: Helm's Deep*

Tomoyo: Look, a treasure chest!

Kanade: Could be dangerous.

Kagami: Oh, it's rare chest! What an opportunity. You, angry person, go claim the prize.

Hinagiku: Why you... Fine! I'll get your stupid treasure.

*Hinagiku opens the chest, but it's a trap which explodes, blowing smoke into Hinagiku's face. Everyone bursts out laughing.*

Konata: You've done it again Kagami, the usual cruel newbie trap.

Kanade: Funny Hinagiku.

Hinagiku: I'll kill you all.

Konata: Unfortunately friendly fire isn't turned on, but you wouldn't want to mess with Kagami anyways. She is a senior member of the Knights of the Blood. You'd get rekt son.

Hinagiku: I don't care. This game is stupid anyways.

Kagami: Be quiet, commoner. The boss of this floor approaches.

*The group enters a room with waterfalls on both sides and two small platforms. The gate behind them closes and a figure appears near the stairs to the next floor.*

Tomoyo: Could it be?

Maglor: It is me, Maglor son of Fëanor, bearer of the silmaril, and the end of your journey.

Kanade: You will die.

*Kanade rushes forward and slices Maglor's hand off. The silmaril Maglor was holding falls into the water and emits a bright light. Maglor falls to the ground and turns into ashes.*

Konata: Impressive, the Son of Fëanor felled with just one cut. This Kanade has power.

Kagami: Whatever, I could have killed him in my sleep. Next floor!

*Ganon's Tower - Level 2: Cave of Ridges*

Kagami: Be careful. Within this cavern lies the doom of many adventurers.

Konata: Worried for our newbies are we? You have a soft heart, Kagamin.

Kagami: Shush.

*The group walks forward a bit, slaying koopa troopas, darknuts, and everything in their path.*

Kagami: Oh look, it's another chest.

Hinagiku: I'm not falling for this one.

Kagami: It's an actual treasure chest, and from experience it will greatly benefit you.

Tomoyo: Just open it Hinagiku.

Hinagiku: Why me?

Kanade: *points at Hinagiku* Meat shield.

Hinagiku: *sigh* Fine.

*Hinagiku opens the chests and reveals the Master Sword!*

Kagami: Just as I thought, a perfect weapon for an angry sword wielder.

Hinagiku: *angrily* I am NOT angry!

Konata: Let us move on, since the second boss awaits...

*As the group enters the boss room, they see a beautiful forest with thick trees. However, suddenly an inferno arises around them and what a terrible sight it was to behold. A circle of fire trapped them from leaving and from within the fire, a loli appears?*

Kurimu: I can't believe it...

Kanade: Shana.

*Shana's blade was quick, and slashes poor Kurimu, and she was slain.*

Kagami: *mutters under her breath* Useless. Quick, cover me! I'll resurrect her.

Hinagiku: Come on, we're not that scared of a little midget.

Shana: Who are you calling midget, you...dumbo!!!

Hinagiku: Yeah well say that to my face, you flaming prepubescent girl.

Shana: That is it. You will die. Nietono no Shana, BANKAI!

Kagami: See I told you. She made Shana focus on her instead of us. I hate to admit it but the girl has skill.

Konata: Everyone, do the thing!

*thing was done*

Shana: I lost.

Hinagiku: You sure did.

Kagami: Next!

*Ganon's Tower - Final Level: Cair Paravel*

Konata: There is no trash here, just boss. Prepare yourself!

Hinagiku: Is everyone here? Wait, where's Kanade?

Kanade: *from the opposite side of the room* Here.

Tomoyo: ...

Kagami: So that's how it is. She was the final boss all along.

Konata: A nasty trick. But no matter, we wil defeat her.

Tomoyo: Wait, but she's one of us.

Kagami: One of us no longer. She's an enemy. She will destroy us all if we stand here and do nothing.

Kurimu: B-but... I didn't ask for this!

Konata: None of us asked for this, but the traitor shall perish. Charge!

*Kanade clashes with the remaining 7 party members. After 10 minutes, it is a true stalemate.*

Hinagiku: Why won't you...just...quit it. You would turn your blade against a friend?

Kurimu: Remember us, Kanade-chan!

Kanade: This is... *stares blankly* fun. I have no regrets.

*Kanade uses her ultimate attack, and everyone falls. The room darkens again.*

Hinagiku: What happened?

Kanade: You lost.

Tomoyo: *sigh* What a waste of time.

Kurimu: But it was fun, right?

Hinagiku: Fun... Yes, I suppose it was.

*Kanade looks out the window, and for a brief moment, one could even say she was smiling.*

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Re: Angel Player (CD 1417)

Post by smartboyhw » Fri May 22, 2015 2:21 am

It's actually KS on vacation.
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Re: Angel Player (CD 1417)

Post by BugH » Fri May 22, 2015 2:51 am

Kagami wrote:I called you a newbie. Know your place, newbie.
Nice quote....
smartboyhw wrote:It's actually KS on vacation.
It's good
he really needs that
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Re: Angel Player (CD 1417)

Post by Corni » Sat May 23, 2015 2:17 am

Muh lazy kholdy in vacation dayonee~
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Re: Angel Player (CD 1417)

Post by Bastion » Sat May 23, 2015 7:31 pm

For the Tomoyo and Hinagiku conversation parts, the only reason I wasn't on the floor laughing was being in the library. The 'boring' line fits Hina-chan too well XD
I think Hina is the shortest of Hayate's harem (adjustments for age given for Nagi and Isumi) makes Kurimu's failure even better, though her mouth is impressively clean, probably need to give the cursing to Tomoyo (or find a way to bring in Maria (who was president prior to the story) or Athena (who might have been president). She also wouldn't be offended by the 'newbie' comment, she'd freely admit it.. Unless Hayate was around XD
Also, Honoka should use 'Start' (her own song, rather than another idol groups').
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Re: Angel Player (CD 1417)

Post by Chocola » Sat May 23, 2015 9:06 pm

Bastion wrote:For the Tomoyo and Hinagiku conversation parts, the only reason I wasn't on the floor laughing was being in the library. The 'boring' line fits Hina-chan too well XD
I think Hina is the shortest of Hayate's harem (adjustments for age given for Nagi and Isumi) makes Kurimu's failure even better, though her mouth is impressively clean, probably need to give the cursing to Tomoyo (or find a way to bring in Maria (who was president prior to the story) or Athena (who might have been president). She also wouldn't be offended by the 'newbie' comment, she'd freely admit it.. Unless Hayate was around XD
Also, Honoka should use 'Start' (her own song, rather than another idol groups').
Well at least someone likes it. I had fun writing a HnG/LS-style skit.
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Re: Angel Player (CD 1417)

Post by Bastion » Sat May 23, 2015 11:53 pm

Kholdy wrote:Well at least someone likes it. I had fun writing a HnG/LS-style skit.
Writing skits like that is always fun. I think it's how my brain has kept from self-destructing all this time. I will probably be entertained with (mentally) rewriting this for a while.
Putting Nagi in would have been chaos though, she might provide competition for 'best gamer'.
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Re: Angel Player (CD 1417)

Post by Chocola » Sun May 24, 2015 3:56 am

I should have thought of that, but then again I'm not quite sure what is Nagi/Hina's relationship so I wouldn't know what to write. From what I know from the anime, it's not...much.
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Re: Angel Player (CD 1417)

Post by Bastion » Sun May 24, 2015 10:58 pm

Kholdy wrote:I should have thought of that, but then again I'm not quite sure what is Nagi/HIna's relationship so I wouldn't know what to write. From what I know from the anime, it's not...much.
I think the best way to describe it is Nagi's end theme of S2, they know they're rivals for Hayate's attention, but that's about it. Nagi is the stronger tsundere.
Nagi didn't really go to school before he came along so Hina doesn't really know that much about her, and same for Nagi knowing Hina beyond what everyone knows through rumors. Given time, Hina-chan could gain knowledge through the Miki network, but that takes time and I don't know that she's done anything.
Their friendship is building now, but they're basically friendly rivals. I love when rival haremettes are friends and not willing to risk the friendship for a boyfriend.

I thought of another idea last night while trying to sleep, either add a level before Shana or Shana's mini-boss (not sure if a lot of effort was put into that level). Monster with illusion to look like the targets Harem Master (different look from each of the girls), have some fun with the harem characters unwilling to fight full strength against it.

Also, should be 'Spear Axe Online'
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