Council Directive 1418
Proposal: Fuijiwara, RailWarrior, blaZofgold, BugH, Shmion, Just and tehyc will share a special pot of 30,000 lollipops for their work and contributions to the ISML Journal. A subcommittee will be formed to determine who gets how much.
Proposed by: Minamoto Chikaru
Consent: Tachibana Kanade, Sakagami Tomoyo, Minamoto Chikaru, Katsura Hinagiku, Kōsaka Honoka
Dissent: Pet Yoshinon, Sakurano Kurimu
Abstain: Loli Yoshino
*Safety Deposit Box Room in the middle of the Seitokai Building*
Chikaru: There, there, Hisa, don't pout. You had some fun, didn't you?
Hisa: Poooh, I thought we would get one more week to wreck some havoc before we turn things back to Hinagiku...
Chikaru: Hina sometimes is too uptight. She still doesn't know how to let people enjoy themselves. Maybe we should try throwing another surprise party for Hina in the near future.
Hisa: Oh well. Back to "work". *winks* So you want to know if there is any new development that can stir up some blood of excitement into the placid hearts of the ISML community?
Chikaru: Yes. Any community can become dull, stale, and fade without some active efforts to excite it off its ground energy level.
Hisa: Perhaps this might be good -> viewtopic.php?f=11&t=5685&start=40#p307953" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Chikaru: Hmmm, I like the wagging dog ear cosplay. That reminds me, I need to find a way to make the Seitokai help out my Cosplay club again.
Chikaru! Stop fazing out into your scheming mode and read please.
Chikaru: Oh! Sorry.
*Chikaru silently reads*
Chikaru: Hmm, nice, but just giving away presents is so dull. Hisa, you and I need to arrange a reward ceremony disguised as a criminal prosecution court hearing!
*VP of Relations Desk*
Chikaru: Vice-President Kurimu, may I have your audience?
Kurimu: Huh! Vice-President Kurimu! My, finally someone shows some proper respect!
Chikaru: Yes, Vice-President. I need to bring to your attention this unauthorized publication on behalf of ISML -> viewtopic.php?f=11&t=5685&start=40#p307953" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Kurimu: Ok. Cute Saten. Spoilers, links, what's all this?!
Chikaru: Let me help you.
*Chikaru opens all the files at carefully chosen spots*
Chikaru: As you can see, it is a magazine-styled publication on ISML. It goes into many things, but uses an image of some key personnel. It does unauthorized analysis, and dares to troll a staff member.
Kurimu: So many words. What does all this mean?
Chikaru: Worst of them all, it doesn't mention a single word about our cutest vice-president, Kurimu!
Kurimu: Doesn't mention.... Wait! It ignored me?! That's unforgivable. Tomoyo! Tomoyo!!
*Kurimu runs to the President's desk*
Tomoyo: So, what's all this?
Kurimu: I have been offended and made fool of. This is a serious challenge to us!
Chikaru: I do advise a proper hearing to carefully judge the case and deal out appropriate rewards and punishments.
Tomoyo: I don't think this is that big of a deal...
Kurimu: You can't heartlessly let this offense to me go by. I demand Justice!
Tomoyo: Very well. We will convene a Seitokai hearing. Chikaru, please ask Kanade to hand out the summons.
*Court room in the Seitokai Building*
Kanade: All rise!
*Tomoyo, Hinagiku, and Kurimu take the seats of the president and the vice-presidents. Chikaru takes a seat on the prosecution's chair*
Tomoyo: Please read the charges, Reporter.
Honoka: Et, to, the defendants are accused of illegally making and distributing official-looking materials.
Hinagiku: So Chikaru, let's have a look at it.
Chikaru: Your honors. Let's look at the cover. It is a classic lonely girl in the snow cover.
Tomoyo: What's wrong with it?
Chikaru: It is now Summer in the Northern Hemisphere.
Yoshinon: Want to see snow in the summer?
Tomoyo: It looks pretty and rather artistic.
Chikaru: Keep looking madame, there's more and more snow!
Hinagiku: Still, it is calm and not distracting at all.
Chikaru: The Nova Prelim analysis doesn't mention our lovely pet, Yoshino.
Yoshino: Yukino does look cute.
Kurimu: Kurimu is cute too!
Hinagiku: Kanade, isn't Kurimu not eligible for Nova?
Kanade: Records confirm that Kurimu was nominated for Stella. Her nomination rank was...
Kurimu: Don't say it!
Yoshinon: Whoo hoo hoo, truth hurts?
Kurimu: Mr. Just! I will have you suffer for this!
Just: 0 0?
Tomoyo: Please proceed, Chikaru.
Chikaru: In the Stella analysis, there also wasn't any mention of our esteemed president, Tomoyo.
Tomoyo: Why should that be important? I think the analysis was done adequately.
Hinagiku: Mr. Just, why did you mention only certain girls?
Just: For the sake of brevity, I omitted most girls and mentioned only the most discussed candidates.
Chikaru: In the Male section , there were lots of names but no pictures.
Honoka: No pictures? I wanted to see some bishies!!
Tomoyo: Honoka, in this case, that might not be appropriate given the amount of text needed.
Yoshino: There sure are lots of words, but why no Shidō?
Hinagiku: Kanade, what's Itsuka Shidō's status?
Kanade: He is in the tournament, but he is reportedly unlikely to be seeded to the higher tiers.
Chikaru: Winter Seasonal fails to mention girls other than those from Saenai and KanColle.
Tomoyo: Still, everything in it is true.
Hinagiku: It also properly honors the poster maker.
Chikaru: The next section has a picture of our chief Justice, VP Hinagiku!
Honoka: My! What a lovely picture of you, Hina-chan!
Kurimu: I want a poster like that!!
Hinagiku: *blushed* Uh, this was from a long time ago.
Chikaru: This is using the lovely image of our Hina-chan without prior authorization!
Fuijiwara: But this is in the posters! It is in public domain by now!!
Chikaru: *cuts Kanade off* Let's move on. The next section has Aragaki Ayase, but it doesn't mention her achievements in 2014 at all.
Tomoyo: Isn't 2014 out of scope for the topic discussed?
Hinagiku: maglor may be mad, but I don't think he got side-tracked that much.
Chikaru: Then we have ISML's Vote Check Servant maglor publicly expressing his support for a contestant in the tournament!
Hinagiku: Wasn't Mr. maglor famous for always liking and voting for those who lose in ISML matches?
Kanade: The records show that characters who received Mr. maglor's votes won in fewer than 1/3 of important matches, and in last year’s Postseason about 80% of the characters he voted for lost.
Chikaru: maglor always votes for me!
Tomoyo: Also me!
Hinagiku: Also me...
Yoshino: Sometimes me...
Yoshinon: Kill him!
Chikaru: The magazine didn't have to remind us that maglor's support usually is the kiss of death.
Hisa: *coughs* Chikaru, time.
Chikaru: Oh yes. In the next section, there is an article from tehyc, who wasn't in the credits.
Tomoyo: Well, isn't tehyc here in the room?
Chikaru: He is. He failed to note that Illya won't have any more appearance in UBW in the future.
Kanade: Illyasviel is currently filming for the next Prisma☆Illya season.
Tomoyo: I fail to find any major error in the analysis.
Kurimu: Analysis! Big talks! Bug talks! Let's get to punishment!!
Tomoyo: Not yet.
Chikaru: The next section has inflammatory words like "infested".
Tomoyo: Mr. BugH?
BugH: I am exercising my rights to free speech to convey a message I feel to be important.
Hinagiku: It is natural for a magazine to have an editorial or an opinion piece.
Chikaru: Then again we have an article from Just.
Tomoyo: What's wrong with it?
Chikaru: He is a lolicon.
Kurimu: *scared* Is he, a hentai?
Hinagiku: Don't worry Kurimu. We will protect you.
Yoshino: What about me?
Just: I prefer flaming lolis...
Chikaru: Last but not least, Mr. Shmion gives us walls of abbreviations, texts, and tables.
Shmion: I believe they are all accurate.
Hinagiku: I don't find any errors. So, I still fail to understand what the problem is.
Tomoyo: So, Ms. Prosecutor. What do you seek for?
Chikaru: The prosecution would like to ask the Seitokai Court to reward these defendants with a plaque of recognition and a pot of 30,000 lollipops to be distributed according to their contribution to the work.
Chikaru: I think such a reward would be proper justice to this case.
Tomoyo: *slightly shocked* Uh, I don't see a reason to disagree…
Hinagiku: *slightly raged* Why all such hoopla?
Chikaru: Hisa, please.
Hisa: The advisory committee felt that more proper recognition for all their hard work was needed, thus wished for the Seitokai court to fully analyze the merits of their work.
Honoka: So, happy ending? Yay!
Hinagiku: Kanade, any reason to object?
Kurimu: What?! I demand justice!
Yoshino: I don't think all this was needed.
Yoshinon: We need more punishments, not rewards!!
Tomoyo: The ballots?
*Kanade distributes the ballots and then collects them after it is filled*
Tomoyo: The "prosecution"'s motion is passed. We will go with the advisory committee who will handle the actual distribution of the rewards.
Hinagiku: Chikaru, you always have to make it look dramatic…
Chikaru: Hey! We need something everyday to get our hearts pumping!
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