Council Directive 1431
Proposal: Appease the people who want more Seitokai stuff and also find a way to make up.
Proposed by: Onodera Kosaki
Consent: Sora, Nakamura Yuri, Momo Belia Deviluke, Aoyama Nanami, Onodera Kosaki, Gilgamesh
Dissent: None
Abstain: None
Comments:
Sora: ...
Yuri: ...
Momo: ...
Gilgamesh: ...
Kosaki:
Nanami: ...Guys... This is awkward.
*The silence continues to hang over the post-war student council room*
*Ignoring the obvious remark made by Nanami, Sora shuffles through a pile of papers in front of him.*
Sora: ... Hmm? What's this?
*Reads it out loud*
Just wrote:tehyc wrote:Reverend wrote:avery-kun wrote:smartboyhw wrote:NOTICE: Ruby Seitokai elections will be starting tomorrow.
But but but.... We barely got to know this Seitokai.
I feel like we are in need of writers for Seitokai

This...!
*Looks around for reactions from the other Seitokai members*
Yuri: ...Well, that's just great. Not only did we fight a stupid war-
Gilgamesh: YOU SHALL NOT CALL ANY WAR BY GILGAMESH STUPI-
Yuri: -AND get punished by the Magistrate's Office, but now everybody's complaining? Great. Just great.
Nanami: I told you girls not to get involved in that man's shady plans...
Momo: Ruby Elections are starting soon, huh... I hope my new master is cute <3
Sora: You're taking this well, aren't ya?
Momo: Actually, I'm just as annoyed that people aren't happy with us. But what can we do?
Gilgamesh: I know. We can just start another wa-
Everybody else: NO!
Gilgamesh:
*Heavy silence returns as nobody has any good ideas*
Kosaki: ...U-u-u-ummm... Why don't we all play a game?
Momo: A game?
Sora: Now THAT'S an idea! Hahaha, it's time to show you mortals what a god really looks like. Make way for your new king!
Gilgamesh: *tsk* (He already challenged Sora to a game of chess and lost horribly)
Yuri: Sounds interesting. What do you have in mind?
Kosaki: W-well, I asked Haru if she had any good game ideas and she gave me this:
Nanami: Oh, I've heard of that game before. The Game of Life, right?
Sora: Alright alright, come on guys, let's start playing.
*They begin to set the game up. Sora shuffles the stack of career cards*
Sora: I believe...in the heart of the cards...now, come to me! Career card, DRAW!
*Flips over the top card of the deck*
Sora: Alright! Computer technician!
Gilgamesh: Is there a "King" career?
Yuri: I'll start in school first, I guess.
*Nanami, Momo, and Kosaki all follow Yuri's lead*
Gilgamesh: WHAT?! I got ENTERTAINER? What am I, a show-biz dog? This is ridiculous. Let me redraw!!
Sora: You are officially a Seitokai dog now, don't forget.
*30 minutes later*
Kosaki: Ichijou-kun...
Nanami: Kanda-kun...
Momo: Rito-san...
Yuri: ... Stop talking to those tiny pieces of blue plastic, you three.
Gilgamesh: Ahahaa! Finally, Saber, I have you in my grasp! You're MINE!!!
*In his imagination*
*1 hour later*
Kosaki: Uwaaah, I messed the spinner up again...
Sora: Alright! That's another 50,000!
Momo: You need to stop doing that or else Sora's going to win by a long stretch.
Nanami: You rolled a 1, Gilgamesh, so give me 10,000.
Gilgamesh: WHY DOES MY PALACE HAVE A GIGANTIC RIP IN THE MIDDLE???
*2 hours later*
Nanami: Mid life...crisis...
Kosaki: It's okay, Nanami. Umm, if you'd like, I can waive your medical expenses...
Yuri: Hey, that's not part of the rules, you can't do that!
Momo: How many stocks have you bought already, Sora?
Sora: All but one! Cash money!
*3 hours later*
Sora: I... lost?
Momo: Woooooow, what a performance by the gaming "god".
Yuri: Something bothers me about the way Gilgamesh went from rags to riches within the last fifteen minutes...
Gilgamesh: HAHAHAHA! You peasants! Bow before my riches! Kneel! Dogeza! Kowtow! And then maybe I'll have some mercy on you...WAHAHA!!!
Nanami: Somebody's in a good mood now.
Sora: Yeah, that was really fun. Great game. I-I'm not at all bitter or frustrated that I lost, yeah.
*Pause*
Sora: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHIIIIROOOOOOOOOOOO~~
Yuri: Aww come on, we know you're faking it.
Kosaki: Thank goodness...that silence was so stifling before, but now we're all relaxed!
*The seitokai members suddenly realize that they're all smiling and having fun. They break into laughter.*
Momo: You know what? I think I know why we've been so tense lately.
Kosaki: Why?
Momo: Well, the Seitokai writers have all been trying to come up with crazy plots and lots of backstory and Hinagiku conspiracy stories and lots of crossovers and references, trying to tie in action with mystery with suspense and comedy, it's all just a huge mess now.
Seitokai writers: SO IT'S OUR FAULT!?
Nanami: I see your point...
Momo: So! It is high time that somebody came around and gave us a little...
Momo: ...slice of Life.
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Onodera Kosaki
Treasurer
ISML Seitokai