Trivia Master 1 (CD 1348)

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Trivia Master 1 (CD 1348)

Post by ISML Seitokai » Thu Sep 10, 2015 5:57 am

Council Directive 1438

Proposal: Find a way to bypass boredom.
Proposed by: Kinoshita Hideyoshi
Consent: Fate Testarossa, Kinoshita Hideyoshi, Ichinose Kotomi, Sebastian Michaelis, Izumi Konata
Dissent: None
Abstain: Lelouch Lamperouge

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Fate: It's Emerald 5 already. Why haven't we done anything yet?

Lelouch: Taking over the world requires lots of planning, my dear. Sebastian, another milk tea please.

Sebastian: Yes, my lord.

Hideysohi: The writers are simply lazy. We should have something to do by now, but someone is slacking off.

Kotomi: Who is this someone. I must know. Bonjour? (lol)

Konata: According to my scouting reports, that person is...Fuijiwara.

Fate: Fuijiwara! She must die!!

Konata: It's probably a he.

Fate: Oh, then he can live. I only beat up little girls.

Hediyoshi: I know, let's play a game!

Konata: What kind of game?

Lelouch: Hmmm, how about trivia? Sebastian is after all a trivia master.

Sebastian: Ohhhhhh yessss sweet lord baby Jesus is it finally MY. TIME. TO. SHINE!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! Your magnanimous super butler Trivia Master is here!!!

Konata: Okay then. I'll give each of you a buzzer.

Sebastian: Each question will be worth a different number of points based on its difficulty. Do we have any questions? No? Okay then let's play!!!
Lelouch0
Fate0
Hideyoshi0
Kotomi0
Konata0
Kotomi: Yay! Everyone at home can play along too.

Sebastian: Category: Anime.

Lelouch: Anime? Who watches crap like that?

Sebastian: Question 1: Which anime has the opening sequence "black bullet"?

*silence* ...... *buzz*

Sebastian: Kotomi-chan?

Kotomi: Um... Is it Black Lagoon?

Sebastian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE YYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!

Kotomi: ...

Konata: Oh I know, Black Bullet!!

Sebastian: You are correct! How magnificent!

Hiyedoshi: Are you serious? What kind of a question is that?

Sebastian: Non non, monsieur- err, madam, you do not question the trivia master. One point for Konata! Next question~
Lelouch0
Fate0
Hideyoshi0
Kotomi0
Konata1
Sebastian: Category: Movies.

Sebastian: Question 2: Which movie has the insert song, "When You Wish upon a Star" by Cliff Edwards?

*silence* .....................................................................

Sebastian: Is anyone going to attempt to answer?

Konata: Fine, is it... Wish Upon a Star?

Sebastian: You have disappointed me young otaku. Why would I ever give a question where the answer is as obvious as that?

Fate: ...

Kotomi: Oh oh, I know! Cliff Edwards...it must be Singing' in the Rain!

Sebastian: A nice guess, but no. Anyone else?

Konata: None of us here watch actual movies. We only watch anime and listen to Jpop.

Fate: Speak for yourself.

Sebastian: Time's up! The answer is... Pinocchio, a very famous movie from Walt Disney but...whatever. That question was worth 3141592654 points!

Lelouch: Seriously?
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Fate0
Hideyoshi0
Kotomi0
Konata1
Sebastian: Next question! Category: Literature.

Kotomi: Ooh ooh me mememememmeiplayviolinmemememe!

Sebastian: Question 3: Which novel by Vladimir Nabokov contains the root for the term "loli"?

*IMMEDIATEBUZZ*

Konata: This is so easy, the answer is Lolita. ez gg no re

Sebastian: Correct! That question was worth 2 points.

Fate: I'm starting to think these questions are very biased towards a certain someone.

Lelouch: *shakes head*
Lelouch0
Fate0
Hideyoshi0
Kotomi0
Konata3
Sebastian: Category: Math.

Fate: Finally a question I could answer. I'm not bad at math.

Sebastian: Question 4: What type of number is x, expressed by ∃x∈ℝ(∀p,q∈ℤ(x≠p/q))?

Fate: Wut de fuq?

Hideyohsi: This game sucks. I'm leaving.

Fate: Stop throwing a fit and acting so irrational.

Sebastian: Correct!!!

Lelouch: What?

Sebastian: x is an irrational number! Fate gets 5 points.

Konata: What? For that one stupid problem?
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Fate5
Hideyoshi0
Kotomi0
Konata3
Sebastian: Category: Basket Weaving.

Hidoyeshi: Come again?

Sebastian: Question 5: Which type of basket has two hoops assembled with god's eye patterns?

Fate: These have to be the worst questions in the history of trivia questions.

Hideyoshy: This is a waste of time.

Konata: I don't see you attempting to guess any answers.

Lelouch: It's not so bad. I've been staring at Kotomi's melons the entire ti-

Sebastian: Correct!

Konata: What?!

Sebastian: The answer is the melon basket pattern.

Konata: Are we just going to ignore the blatant sexual harrassment?!?

Sebastian: Lelouch gets 3 points! Moving on.
Lelouch3
Fate5
Hideyoshi0
Kotomi0
Konata3
Sebastian: Category: World History.

Lelouch: Finally, a normal category.

Fate: I wouldn't be so sure. This could be some stupid question about the stone age.

Sebastian: Question 6: During the First Sino-Japanese War, which dynasty of China did the Empire of Japan fight against?

Lelouch: Hmm, a tricky part of hist-

Kotomi: Qing dynasty.

Sebastian: Correct! Kotomi gets 2 points.

Fate: I actually thought that question was pretty hard.

Sebastian: Perhaps, but if you think about it, this was one of the last wars China had before its revolution, so the last dynasty would be a good guess. Moving on!
Lelouch3
Fate5
Hideyoshi0
Kotomi2
Konata3
Sebastian: Category: Anime.

Hideyossi: Boo!

Sebastian: Question 7: Which anime follows Tomoko, a very socially inept girl trying and failing to make herself more popular?

Fate: Oooh ooh I know this. We watched this together under the blankets last... night... never mind.

Konata: Oh? Who is this "we"?

Fate: Whatever! Anyways, the answer should be watashi ga motenai ni wa dou kangaetemo omaera warui.

Sebastian: Close, but not quite.

Fate: How about watashi ga motenai no wa dou kangaetemo omaera warui?

Sebastian: Still no, try again!

Fate: Hm, watashi ga motenai no wa dou kangaetemo omaera... bah....

Konata: Silly gaijin, making silly mistakes. The answer is obviously watashi ga motenai no wa dou kangaetemo omaera ga warui.

Sebastian: Still no.

Konata: WHAT?!?

Sebastian: Time's up! The answer is *writes on board* watashi ga motenai no wa dou kangaetemo omaera ga warui!

Konata: How's that any different?

Sebastian: There's an exclamation point.

Konata: How was I supposed to SAY the exclamation point?!?

Sebastian: You were supposed to be more EXCITED about it! Like wa-ROOO-EEEEE!

Fate: ...

Sebastian: Fate gets 1 point for a partial answer.

Konata: But my answer was more correct!

Sebastian: Next question! Will someone end up with no points?

Hideyochi: Hey!
Lelouch3
Fate6
Hideyoshi0
Kotomi2
Konata3
Sebastian: Category: Anime.

Konata: Yay!

Sebastian: Question 8: What role did seiyuu Hirano Aya voice in Akane-iro ni Somaru Saka, Death Note, or Fairy Tail?

Konata: Who the hell is that?

Kotomi: Lucy Heartfilia.

Sebastian: Correct!

Konata: Ohhh, her.

Fate: Is she famous?

Kotomi: Lucy... *pushes her breasts up*

Fate: I don't think you should do that with Lelouch drooling over there.

Konata: Lucy's kind of a magical girl of sorts. You wouldn't understand.

Sebastian: Kotomi gets 2 points. Next question...
Lelouch3
Fate6
Hideyoshi0
Kotomi4
Konata3
Sebastian: Category: Anime.

Hiedyoshi: ...

Sebastian: Question 9: Which anime has episodes titled "Chance Encounter... with Wicked Lord Shingan" and "Eternal Engage"?

Konata: Hm, difficult. It sounds like a shounen anime, but which one?

Lelouch: Naruto?

Sebastian: I will assume I didn't hear that.

Fate: Engage... Engage Link... Is it Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha-chan?

Sebastian: Clever use of logic, but that's not it.

Hideyoshiki: TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN!!!

Sebastian: I like the confidence, but not.

*silence*

Sebastian: *sigh* I didn't expect you people to have absolutely no talent. The answer is... Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!

Fate: With the "!"?

Sebastian: Yes. With the "!".

Konata: So in other words, no one would've gotten it right even if they knew the answer.

Sebastian: Yep! My house, my rules! Wah ha ha~

Lelouch: But it's not your house...

Sebastian: The last question is coming up! Prepare yourselves.
Lelouch3
Fate6
Hideyoshi0
Kotomi4
Konata3
Sebastian: Category: Touhou.

Konata: Oh really?

Sebastian: Question 10: Which character said the following quote, "I've never seen humans as anything else but a drink."?

Lelouch: That sounds like something I would say.

Konata: Do you wish to drink Kotomi-chan?

Kotomi: ...

Fate: Please behave. Sebastian, I don't think any of us know any Touhou.

Hidejoshi: You're just saying that because you have the most points.

Fate: That's not true. I don't care about a stupid trivia game. baka <3

Konata: Oh well, might as well guess. Reimu?

Fate: Is that the only Touhou character you know?

Konata: Well yeah... It's true for most forum members too, which is why the Touhou competition was so incredibly pointless-

Sebastian: Time's up! Want to know the answer? Too bad. Just Bing it! The final scores are thus:
Lelouch3
Fate6
Hideyoshi0
Kotomi4
Konata3
Sebastian: Feito-chan wins!!!

Fate: Yay!! I mean, thank you everyone.

Sebastian: But since Hideyoshi-kun lost, he will suffer a punishment. Fate will get to decide his punishment.

Hidejosei: Wait, what? I never heard about this rule.

Fate: Oh? That sounds interesting. I order you to wear a wedding dress!

Konata: Excellent. Gang, let's strip him/her/it!!!

Hideyoshin: Noooooo! Get your hands off me-
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Re: Trivia Master 1 (CD 1348)

Post by kanohistorm » Thu Sep 10, 2015 6:05 am

Fate: Oh, then he can live. I only beat up little girls.

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Re: Trivia Master 1 (CD 1348)

Post by Fuijiwara » Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:45 am

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Re: Trivia Master 1 (CD 1348)

Post by Kiwigiwi » Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:51 am

Lelouch, my lord, please get off Kotomi. You're an emperor

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Re: Trivia Master 1 (CD 1348)

Post by blaZofgold » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:19 am

This is...strange.

As a member of the writers group and the seitokai writing staff, I apologize for the lack of material.

We probably should do something about it. Maybe.
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Re: Trivia Master 1 (CD 1348)

Post by smartboyhw » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:00 am

Fuck my IRC client for incorrectly showing Question 4 yesterday or I would have gotten that over Momo
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Re: Trivia Master 1 (CD 1348)

Post by Reverend » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:15 am

I call FOUL!
Konata is a master gamer + master otaku, so there's no way she has little knowledge about Touhou. ._.

This must be a conspiracy!!!
to let Feito-chan win... #BurnSeitokai
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Re: Trivia Master 1 (CD 1348)

Post by Momo » Thu Sep 10, 2015 4:30 pm

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Re: Trivia Master 1 (CD 1348)

Post by Chocola » Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:33 am

In case you guys don't know, these questions are from a trivia bot that is in #isml, which has over 3000 questions for you to fail at. Join us now on IRC and experience the fun Kappa.
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Re: Trivia Master 1 (CD 1348)

Post by kanohistorm » Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:27 am

Tsumikitty wrote:In case you guys don't know, these questions are from a trivia bot that is in #isml, which has over 3000 questions for you to fail at. Join us now on IRC and experience the fun Kappa.
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Re: Trivia Master 1 (CD 1348)

Post by WoodyMC » Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:50 am

kanohistorm wrote:
Tsumikitty wrote:In case you guys don't know, these questions are from a trivia bot that is in #isml, which has over 3000 questions for you to fail at. Join us now on IRC and experience the fun Kappa.
can confirm.
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