Green-eyed Jealousy (CD 1507)
Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 12:04 am
That feel when a basic card is worth more ice creams than I'll ever eat in my life -- Hikari-chan
Council Directive 1507
Proposal: The Seitokai declares emergency on its financial status.
Proposed by: Minamoto Chikaru
Consent: Katsura Hinagiku, Sakagami Tomoyo, Takei Hisa, Tachibana Kanade, Minamoto Chikaru, Sakurano Kurimu
Abstain: Kōsaka Honoka
*One day, on a peaceful evening in Seitokai's Office*
Chikaru: So, as you can see, people are still spending their ice creams even after the last time we talked about it to them.
Hinagiku: Well, it's nice seeing people getting active again and having fun.
Chikaru: But if we let them-
Honoka: Everyone! Look at this new card I got!
Kurimu: Let me see! I want to see!
Hisa: It's a famous shoot-em-up game among ISML members and otaku in general. I heard almost all characters there are little girls, and they all have mystical powers.
Tomoyo: Isn't that game dangerous, then?
Kanade: She looks like a cucumber.
Hinagiku: Don't you mean she looks like parsley?
Honoka: I think it is meant to be a green monster, instead. Look at her ability.
Kurimu: *reads* "Green Eyed Monster. Parsee tricks her target into fleeing from an invisible monster, although she is just sitting there doing nothing."
Hisa: Whoa, that sounds powerful for a basic card.
Tomoyo: Does that ability mean anything anyway? I thought they only collect these cards and don't really play them as a game?
Kanade: They don't.
Hinagiku: Honoka, where did you get this card?
Honoka: I got this from a sale. Apparently they're releasing a new set of these Touhou cards in packs.
Chikaru: More cards, huh?
Hisa: Hmm... Touhou packs? This Kholdy guy certainly knows how to keep this card trading alive.
Honoka: But you know: this card is not going to be released in packs. I found this on sale at Isla's Auction Palace, and there was only one sold.
Tomoyo: Whoa it must be very rare, then. How did you get the money to buy it?
Honoka: I didn't, so I decided to borrow a bit from Seitokai's account. That's why I'm here now.
Hinagiku: I wonder how much that will cost.
Honoka: I don't know. But I'm pretty sure it's not that much. Don't worry, I'll return it once I get my monthly allowance. Please.
Kanade: Wait a minute. Let me check our account.
*Kanade opens her tab and checks Seitokai's ice cream bank account via mobile*
Kanade: Here. *shows it to everyone*
Honoka: What's the matter, guys? Why do you guys fall silent, suddenly?
Kurimu: Let me see. *reads* "Spending: 5/15/16 9001 ICS. Remaining savings: 998 ICE CREAMS!?*