Hayate the Seitokai Butler (CD 1510)
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 2:51 am
Some say that he is the most popular character in his series, if he even is a character in the first place. Some say that many people have *beep---* by simply listening to his unique voice. What we know is... He's called the Voice of Heavens.
Council Directive 1510
Proposal: Ayasaki Hayate shall be named Seitokai butler.
Proposed by: Nakamura Yuri
Consent: Sanzen'in Nagi, Nakamura Yuri, Tokisaki Kurumi, Oreki Hōtarō
Abstain: Lelouch Lamperouge, Hikigaya Hachiman
*One night after the Seitokai was elected*
Hayate: So... ojou-sama told me to come to this place known as the ISML Seitokai building to bring part of her anime collection to her... Looks quite modern. I wonder what ojou-sama is doing in there...
Kurumi clone 1: Ara ara, what might you be doing here, handsome boy?
Hayate: *On full alert* Where's that voice coming from?
Kurumi clone 2: Ara, I haven't introduced myself, have I? Never mind, I think that playing with you will be very fun. Let's begin, shall we?
The Voice of Heavens: Our debt-ridden butler is dragged by some hands coming out of the dark.
Hayate: One of the voices seemed afar, the other seemed close, both have the same pitch, but I'm sure they aren't below me directly... I need to do whatever I can to get to ojou-sama...! *Hayate uses his force and escapes from the hands*
Kurumi clone ?: Ah, how so innocent and foolish are you to believe you can escape from me! Zafkiel! Bet!
*Hayate is shot from behind*
Hayate: Wait... Why am I running like I'm not running at all?
Kurumi clone ?: Is this what you got there, young man? This has just started! Oh, how exciting!
Hayate: This is quite an enemy... I guess I have no choice. Hayate no Gotoku, starto!
*Hayate flies at the direction of the voice*
Kurumi clone ?: Zafkiel! Zayin!
*Hayate is completely frozen in his place*
Hayate: Sorry ojou-sama... This enemy seems too great for me to handle...
Kurumi clone ?: Ara, you already giving up? This is not fun, not fun at all! Well in this case... say goodbye, young man. It's been great pleasure playing with you.
*Just as Hayate gets ready to embrace his death... The clone disappears*
*A few moments ago*
Nagi: Where's Hayate... Don't tell me that he doesn't even know how to get here.
Kurumi: Ah, kaichou-san, I got this very interesting person here.
Kurumi: Ara, cutting to the point, aren't you, kaichou-san?
Nagi: Make it quick, Kurumi, I don't want to bother with the endless number of people you have played with.
Kurumi: Not having fun here, are we? So this person seems to have some will to fight my Bet. I really applaud him for that.
Nagi: What's with that sound?
Kurumi: Oh, just my clones playing with this person out there.
Nagi: Why will that person come here anyway... Wait Kurumi, STOP! I DEMAND YOU, STOP!
Kurumi: Ara, kaichou-san here, I haven't had enough fun yet!
Nagi: LET HIM IN! NOW!
Kurumi: Well, I think I can play with him later, so as you wish, kaichou-san.
*In the Seitokai room*
Nagi: You OK, Hayate?
Hayate: Yeah... Though I don't know how I managed to survive after I was being shot twice.
Lelouch: Anyway Miss Nagi, we don't want some unauthorized personnel intruding the premises, thus, who is this gentleman here?
Nagi: Hayate here is my butler, any problems with that?
Yuri: Not really... except we cannot make an exception for him to enter the building.
Nagi: I'm the President here!
Yuri: Rules are rules, Nagi. Who knows if he is some sort of a guy who would mess up this place? If you don't like this rule, bring it to the Magistrate. I'm not sure they will want to listen to you in this case.
Nagi: Hayate here is not somebody who will mess things up!
Yuri: Really? Well, I do have a solution here though to accommodate with the rules. Why not let him be the entire Seitokai's butler if he is that able? He can do all the workload for everyone of us here and benefit us all!
Nagi: Urusai! He is MY butler!
Kurumi: Ara, I can play with him more... I like Yuri-san's idea.
Hōtarō: Yeah, saves me energy.
Hachiman: As far as I'm concerned here, none of you need a butler. Instead of relying on one, you should take care of chores yourselves. Being reliant on others will only make you fail when you don't have people around you. I don't care much myself though, so if you really want one, I won't say no.
Lelouch: The Seitokai does not need a butler. Nevertheless, if you desire to have one, I have no objections.
Yuri: Seriously Nagi, if he is the butler for the Violet Mansion, how hard can it be to be our butler as well? We are only 5. I assume that the Violet Mansion has more residents? Besides, if you don't do this, then the next time he comes in, I'm not sure whether he will be subject to Kurumi's clones' scrutiny again.
Nagi: ... Fine! It isn't like I-I'm doing this for the Seitokai anyway, humph.
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