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Unforgivable! (CD 1513)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:07 am
by ISML Seitokai
You make her cry, I make you cry. -- 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter (American Comedy Show)

Council Directive 1513

Proposal: blaZofgold and tehyc have been punished for causing trouble to the Staff. This is a Judicial Order (JO).
Proposed by: Tomori Nao
Consent: None
Dissent: None
Abstain: Sanzen'in Nagi, Nakamura Yuri, Tokisaki Kurumi, Oreki Hōtarō, Lelouch Lamperouge, Hikigaya Hachiman


Hinagiku: So, on behalf of the original Magistrate, I would like to give a warm welcome to all our new members! Hope we'll have a good time working together!

Honoka: Miyuki-san! You look even more pretty in real person than on pictures! Your body is gorgeous too! Are you interested in becoming a-*BONK*-Ow~!

Tomoyo: Honoka...

Miyuki: Why, thank you for the kind words! You are making me blush... I wish onii-sama also thinks the same...

*Door suddenly bursts open*

Honoka: My heart skipped a beat! What happened?

*As the Magistrates look towards the door, a male student with long brown hair covering his face slowly walked in. As he walked, it could be noticed that his whole body was dripping wet. He stopped in front of a table, held out a finger, and a drop of water dripped onto a file lying on the table.*


Mysterious student: Crime: Made Hika cry.

*Ignoring the Magistrate members' looks of astonishment, the student paced back towards the door without saying another word, walked out of the Magistrate Office and slammed the door shut.*

Miyuki: Wow... What was that all about?

Nao: Oh that was an acquaintance of mine. I received intelligence earlier concerning some problems within the Staff, and I had him help me do some investigation.

Tomoyo: That reminds me, we did recently receive reports that the morale among Staff members is low. What happened?

Nao: Let's see...

*Nao bends over to look at the file on the table. The file was a record of Community members, and the drop of water covered two names: blaZofgold, tehyc.*

Hinagiku: ... What does that mean?

Nao: Ah, who knows? But we have to investigate, don't we? Kanade, can you help me?

*Kanade nods her head, and follows Nao out of the Office.*

*Three hours later*

Nao: I am back!

Tomoyo: Thanks for the hard work. Have you found out what happened to the Staff?

Nao: Yes. Kanade, can you give them the reports?

*Kanade nods her head, and hands over a file to the rest of the Magistrates.*

Hinagiku: Let's see... What do we have here? A chat log?
Report 1Show
<Blaise> tehyc come out
<tehyc> ?
<Blaise> Why did you pick Saten as your card? You know she is my waifu!
<tehyc> Huh? Well unfortunately for you, I like her too!
<Blaise> But she is my favourite! Surely you know that, last year my poster for Forumoe was also Saten! See?" onclick=";return false;
<tehyc> Oh really? Well that was last year, right? For your information, I am using Saten as my avatar NOW. And she is my favourite too!
<Blaise> But I want her! I will sacrifice a Woody if that is necessary!
<tehyc> I want her too! I can sacrifice a Tsumiki!
<Tsumikitty> .k Blaise How dare you
Kick: Blaise by Moelicious [How dare you(Tsumikitty)]
<Tsumikitty> .k tehyc You too
Kick: tehyc by Moelicious [You too (Tsumikitty)]
Tomoyo: ... That was one stupid argument. But I could see why Tsumikitty would get annoyed.

Honoka: Oh there are more files.
Report 2Show
<maglor> Blaise
<Blaise> What's up?
<maglor> Integrate 2*e^(x^2)/sqrt(pi) dx
<maglor> You have 5 min.
<Blaise> ... That's impossible.
<maglor> You disappoint me.
Quit: maglor [page closed]
Honoka: Oh no... Maths...

Hinagiku: It does look complicated, but probably not unsolvable. This isn't too big an issue. What's the last file?
Report 3Show
<Hikachu> ;-;
<Hikachu> I am unhappy...
<Hikachu> tehyc can you help me buy some bubble tea?
<tehyc> Sorry I am busy 0.0
<Hikachu> ;-;
* Hikachu cries
Nao: So that's what was meant by 'Made Hika cry'...


Miyuki: Wow... That is not nice.

Tomoyo: Agreed. I believe it is an unspoken rule that making Hika cry is an unforgivable crime, especially among Staff members. I remember some time ago a certain Staff member was fired for making Hika cry.

Hinagiku: Hime, I heard that this tehyc is a fan of yours, do you have any idea about his character and personality?

Kuroyukihime: zzZZZ

Miyuki: Hime-san said something about her 'brain bursting', and she desperately needed sleep.

Hinagiku: ...

Honoka: Hina-chan, what shall we do now?

Hinagiku: Let's see... Morale is important for the Staff and thus ISML to function properly, especially at this time when Nominations are almost done and the Season about to begin. We need proper punishment for those two who disrupted that.

Tomoyo: But what shall be that proper punishment?

Hinagiku: Hm...

Kanade: *nudges Nao*

Nao: What?

Kanade: Financial situation...

Nao: Oh, right! (to the rest of the Magistrates) How about fining them ice creams? Any other Forum punishment is probably too harsh, and a fine sounds reasonable for this situation.

Tomoyo: It sounds good.

Miyuki: What about making Hika cry? That sounds like something deserving more severe punishment.

Hinagiku: OK I have decided. We are going to fine blaZofgold 41 ICS, and tehyc 72 ICS, for causing trouble to the Staff. In addition, tehyc's Green status will be removed until the end of this month. He is required to carry on fulfilling his Staff duties.

Honoka: OK. Why 41 and 72, I wonder?

Hinagiku: It's random.

Honoka: ...

Hinagiku: Nao, can you please do the documentary work? Thanks. I am quite tired, going to take a nap.

Nao: Sure.

Hinagiku: zzZZZ

Kuroyukihime: zzZZZ

Tomoyo: ...

Kanade: ...

Tomori Nao
ISML Seitokai

Disclaimer: All chat logs are works of creation and did not actually happen. The true reasons for the punishments are Classified Information.

Re: Unforgivable! (CD 1513)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:10 am
by blaZofgold
I am so confused.

Re: Unforgivable! (CD 1513)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:13 am
by Chibasa

Re: Unforgivable! (CD 1513)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:23 am
by shadowhunter
Kumagami :(

Re: Unforgivable! (CD 1513)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:24 am
by kanohistorm

Re: Unforgivable! (CD 1513)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:32 am
by RailWarrior

Re: Unforgivable! (CD 1513)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:37 am
by houreki
kanohistorm wrote:========E

Remove one of their cards and give it to the Day Care

Re: Unforgivable! (CD 1513)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:43 am
by tehyc
I'M SORRY!!! ;-;

Re: Unforgivable! (CD 1513)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:00 am
by Chibasa
Cocoa+Reisen+Ran+Eli <=> 70ICS and I'll forgive you.

Re: Unforgivable! (CD 1513)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:48 am
by tehyc
/me throws Chibasa away

Re: Unforgivable! (CD 1513)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 7:27 am
by BugH
teh-chan made Hii-chan cry....

punish him!

Re: Unforgivable! (CD 1513)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:16 am
by Toady
The most shocking thing is that maglor didn't specify that the integral bounds.
Also it should be exp(-x^2) or the answer is just that it diverges.

... But ok that's just me.

Re: Unforgivable! (CD 1513)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 10:14 am
by Kiwigiwi
*pulls Hikarin close and snuggles*

Don't cry~~ ♡♡