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"We're not Japanese nor Taiwanese. We read by rows." - RegalStar
Council Directive 1521
Proposal: RegalStar, avery-kun and smartboyhw shall be punished for wrong gender and age data. One of the cards from their deck shall be up for auction. They are allowed to choose which card they will put up for auction. All benefits shall go to the Seitokai. Proposed by: Nakamura Yuri Consent: Sanzen'in Nagi, Nakamura Yuri, Oreki Hōtarō, Lelouch Lamperouge Dissent: Tokisaki Kurumi Abstain: Hikigaya Hachiman
Comments:
Yuri: Lelouch, come here for a bit.
Lelouch: What is the matter, Miss Nakamura?
Yuri: So ISML has finally started and I have been looking at the data. Don't you find it weird that when only about over 2000 people report their age, almost 3500 people report their gender?
Lelouch: Hmm... What's the average total votes for each arena?
Yuri: About 2000-3000.
Lelouch: That is awkward. I suggest we should ask the ISML staff for verification.
Yuri: I agree... Kurumi?
*Silence*
Yuri: Lurking from the shadows again probably. Oh wells, I'll contact them myself. *A few minutes later*
Yuri:*Barking at the phone* Please fix it now, you idiots. Bye. *hangs up the phone*
Lelouch: So what went wrong?
Yuri: Apparently they cannot read column headings and instead decided to read by rows. So the data for female voters and the voters who are aged under 18 are completely mixed up. What a mistake that only fools can commit. I think we need severe punishment on those people.
Lelouch:What do you suggest is appropriate then?
Nagi: Well, we might just as well get some money from them.
Yuri: We already took away ICS from blaZofgold and tehyc before. Are we sure we want to do that again?
Nagi: No, get a card from them and auction it. That's severe enough, I guess? I don't think anyone will want to see their cards leave them, at least not for me.
Kurumi: Ara ara, why not let them cross-dress and sing the Sansha Sanyo OP? I heard it in a cat cafe before and that sounds rather fun!
Yuri: Oh there you appear Kurumi. But please, no, that's unsightly.
Kurumi: Ara ara, that's no fun at all, Nakamura-san. I'm not so interested anymore now.
Hōtarō: Just let them choose whatever card they want. Saves energy for us for not hosting polls at all.
Yuri: Still, that would work best for our interests. Hachiman, any of your cumbersome comments?
Hachiman: The society has been treating punishment as a powerful tool to stop people from committing the same mistakes again. Yet, it is not always the case. It depends on how the person considers the punishment. A harsh punishment does not mean that the person will not commit the same crime again. An individual has their own train of thoughts that hinders the effect of any punishment. Nevertheless, I cannot object if the punishment works on them.
Yuri: Cool!
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Nakamura Yuri
Vice President of Operations
ISML Seitokai
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